the sun is as theoretical as clouds

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust me the homosexuality will follow

I like to say "my mises! They're not en place!" sometimes when I forget something while cooking but no one ever thinks it's funny

#my mises aren't even en SCENE Tags by @copperbadge

watching a youtuber learning how to play a video game you already know how to play is the worst form of ragebait

did you know that if you turn the word racecar around the other way you can spank it on its little ass

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

i don't believe such a time ever existed

Unironically I despise cute posts about how people who organize their personal libraries by size/color/vibes are Evil and Monstrous. First of all it’s none of your damn business what someone ELSE does with their personal belongings and second of all what? People are supposed to use Dewey in their own home? Dewey hasn’t even DREAMED of the subject categories I require

I think it's insane that even in the most leftist and "progressive" spaces the idea of equating morality with looks is alive and present and no one fucking bats an eye at it. like racists and mysoginysts are always portrayed as fat and hairy and generally unkept, as a contrast to the morally good and attractive leftists of course; people will have no problem being genuinely fucking awful about someone's appearance if they're deemed to be a "bad person". and the worst part is you point all of this out and people act like you're reading too much into things like no dude you gotta start using your brain more

So sad that i'll probably die in some place called the James Charles Memorial Hospital

(I would like to emphasize the “non-judgemental” portion of the caption)

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

letting family members sit in for dead senators is just monarchy logic im appalled that this has even happened before

An unelected individual getting grandfathered into a real political position due to their blood or legal relationship with a deceased elected official is not pretty good actually

Thank god nobody's ever assassinated a monarch before

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

since the what

[steals your baby immediately after his birth][raises him][trains him in the ways of an ancient martial art invented by cormorant fishers in 700 ad for 13 years][enters him in a tournament][he loses in 4 rounds] ok whatever. you can have him back