Congratulations to that random person on reddit for making one of the most creative insults I ever laid eyes on.
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Congratulations to that random person on reddit for making one of the most creative insults I ever laid eyes on.

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bc of my crack fic people have been sending me every manner of Grinch x Tony the Tiger headcanon……who wants to hear the one that finally snapped me like a tennis player’s tendon
ok so if the grinch and tony had a kid, it would probably be
have weird fur and an unsettling appearance (like the grinch)
be orange and into sports (tony)
so that child would be Gritty
I’ve never derived an iota of joy from this website and I truly don’t know why i’m still here
I am ashamed to say that I put a lot of effort into this….
holy. fucking. STARS.
Whoops my hand slipped….
how have you done this…..why have you done it…..
I can’t stop
Look at the kids run!
Happy Grinch Day, Chapter 4 of the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER FIX-IT FIC is up!
I couldn’t breathe when I saw these…
Parent Trap but Gritty and the Lorax try to reunite Tony & the Grinch
Everytime I see this thread show up on my dash it’s in more depth and more developed. I didn’t think we could reach these levels of insanity but here we are.
buddy have you SEEN my tags:
#also the Lorax has ‘the’ in front of their name just like The Grinch so it’s a family thing #WAIT WAIT WAIT #this implies that after the breakup the Grinch raised the Lorax while Tony raised Gritty. Tony the Cereal Sports Mascot raised Gritty the Hockey Mascot. this makes Complete Sense #Grinch likes solitude and nature and hates waste and commercialism–traits passed onto the Lorax #Tony is obnoxiously extroverted and loves sports and is a Famous Pop Cultural Mascot. Gritty followed in his father’s footsteps…
it is painfully hysterical to me that people are encountering this fic completely at random without knowing the Relevant Tumblr Backstory behind it
This is just how tumblr is sometimes
Where is that from?
The 13 1⁄2 Lives of Captain Bluebear is a 1999 fantasy novel by German writer and cartoonist Walter Moers which details the numerous lives of a human-sized bear with blue fur. The captain's name is originally a pun in German, based upon the fact that the German words for "bears" (Bären) and "berries" (Beeren) sound very much alike, whereas Blaubeere (lit. "blueberry") is actually the German word for bilberry (a number of other German cartoonists have made similar puns relating to bear names in their stories, including Rötger Feldmann aka Brösel), that a typical sailorish sailor is called an (old) seabear, and that sailors are prejudiced to be quite often blue, i.e. drunk. The novel was originally written in German, an English translation was published in the United Kingdom in 2000 and in the United States in 2005, an Italian translation in 2000, a Chinese translation in 2002, and a French translation in 2005. The novel attained considerable popularity in Germany and the United Kingdom while experiencing relative obscurity in the United States.
It has come to my knowledge that this book is relatively unknown in the United States. That must change. It is referencing so many pieces of literature history and world cultural tradition, bubbling over with phantasy and imagination, being hilariously comical at the same time, a must read for fantasy fans and literature geeks alike. Read the linked Wikipedia article to get a taste and get it as a hardcover or paperback.
It is continued by more novels about the continent of Zamonia: Rumo & His Miraculous Adventures, The City of Dreaming Books, The Alchemaster’s Apprentice, and The Labyrinth of Dreaming Books.
These are SO GOOD, I LOVE THEM
Three months ago I pitched an idea for a party game. Today, ‘WHAT THE PLOT?!™’ is a real game and available for pre-order! I am so excited. Thank you everyone for your support!
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omg they actually did it!!
guys ive been waiting for this. If I get it will you guys play? @folklorefairyqueen @moonxchaos
YES OMG I WANNA PLAY THIS RIGHT NOW @cyhyryth
this by itself already makes me wanna play this game 😂😂😂
UPDATE: Friday 27, March, 2020
It’s a real game now! The manufacturer sent us 5 copies! The quality is amazing! Thank you all for making this game a reality! The games are currently being shipped from Poland to a fulfillment center in the US and the Czech Republic. If you preordered the game, you can expect to have it in your hands at the end of April (so far, the pandemic has not been impeding our schedule).
The print quality of the cards is superb. The photos don’t do it justice! The text is a bit blurry in the pictures, but it’s crystal clear!
If you want to get notified when the next pre-order round drops - click here!
This actually looks so good! I will definitely be getting this!
@whattheplot are you ever gunna bring this back?
What The Plot?!™ is now available in our online store!
Get it here
finally ordered mine!! can’t wait to get my hands on it :>
i want this so bad.
I have it - it’s fun! 10/10 would recommend.
I own it! Super fun, 5 stars. Buy it today!
@hufflepuffhuggles I WANT IT
I can see why! I mean…this sounds like the most entertaining chaos i can imagine!
I spontaneously just ordered this wtf
@music2muse @alegitamentblogiswear I bought this for us! We have to play!
I’ve reblogged this like seven times already, but I got mine late last year and oh! My! God! It’s so wonderful; my friends and I love to get drunk/hug and play. The creative opportunities are endless
I also got this game!! It’s super good!! Definitely recommend :)
I am definitely gonna get this!!!
Bought it because it looked like a fun party game, and oh man was it ever, even if you’re a little nervous. 10 Stars!!!!!
i need this now
I Kickstarted this game and let me tell you it is a riot to play!
We are almost out of stock!
Get the game here while stock lasts!
If you need any other reason to buy this: my family and i played this and we came up with the most awful, hilarious stories. Absolutely the best thing to play with friends or family
I want this
It almost physically hurts me that I can't buy it rn

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Three months ago I pitched an idea for a party game. Today, ‘WHAT THE PLOT?!™’ is a real game and available for pre-order! I am so excited. Thank you everyone for your support!
Click on a picture for higher quality! Tumblr compresses pictures so they might look a bit blurry!
What The Plot?!™ is now available for pre-order on planet Earth until January 1st! Definitely check it out; it’s pretty-ducking-epic thanks to your feedback and input!
https://creators.teespring.com/what-the-plot
omg they actually did it!!
guys ive been waiting for this. If I get it will you guys play? @folklorefairyqueen @moonxchaos
YES OMG I WANNA PLAY THIS RIGHT NOW @cyhyryth
this by itself already makes me wanna play this game 😂😂😂
UPDATE: Friday 27, March, 2020
It’s a real game now! The manufacturer sent us 5 copies! The quality is amazing! Thank you all for making this game a reality! The games are currently being shipped from Poland to a fulfillment center in the US and the Czech Republic. If you preordered the game, you can expect to have it in your hands at the end of April (so far, the pandemic has not been impeding our schedule).
The print quality of the cards is superb. The photos don’t do it justice! The text is a bit blurry in the pictures, but it’s crystal clear!
If you want to get notified when the next pre-order round drops - click here!
This actually looks so good! I will definitely be getting this!
@whattheplot are you ever gunna bring this back?
What The Plot?!™ is now available in our online store!
Get it here
finally ordered mine!! can’t wait to get my hands on it :>
i want this so bad.
I have it - it’s fun! 10/10 would recommend.
I own it! Super fun, 5 stars. Buy it today!
@hufflepuffhuggles I WANT IT
I can see why! I mean…this sounds like the most entertaining chaos i can imagine!
I spontaneously just ordered this wtf
@music2muse @alegitamentblogiswear I bought this for us! We have to play!
I’ve reblogged this like seven times already, but I got mine late last year and oh! My! God! It’s so wonderful; my friends and I love to get drunk/hug and play. The creative opportunities are endless
I also got this game!! It’s super good!! Definitely recommend :)
I am definitely gonna get this!!!
Bought it because it looked like a fun party game, and oh man was it ever, even if you’re a little nervous. 10 Stars!!!!!
i need this now
I Kickstarted this game and let me tell you it is a riot to play!
We are almost out of stock!
Get the game here while stock lasts!
If you need any other reason to buy this: my family and i played this and we came up with the most awful, hilarious stories. Absolutely the best thing to play with friends or family
I want this
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Hahaha
The dudes in the 14th century already knew the concept of "thicc", it seems
Half of philosophy is someone profoundly thinking about human nature and the meaning of life for 50 years and then dying of diarrhea and the other half is random people uttering weirdly deep wisdom whilst drunk on parties
Language Textbooks are almost all like
"Sean calls Marie and asks for her birthday"
"Sean goes grocery shopping"
"Marie talks to her friends"
And then there are Latin Textbooks
"A drunk slave tries to violently rape Aquilia, so she calls her lover who cuts off the slave's dick and they shove it in his mouth and then have wild oral sex on the dirty ground whilst some people watch and throw rubbish at them, someone one alley over is kidnapped by pirates, two gay guys make out inside an emptied wine barrel, and a corrupt senator who attempts to plot an opponent's poisoning with his wife whom he has an affair with is stabbed in the eye by an assassin, all the while someone sits next to it and has some profound thoughts on the meaning of life whilst professionally watching someone's crucifixion"

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Me: Types "thunk" instead of think once (1)
My phone, weeks later: "Ah, yes, thunk. Clearly he wanted to type he fucking "thunk" it."
I hate it su mucg when you make typis
The amount of set question particles within the German language must seem so weird for an outsider. Like there are...
Wer? - Who?
Wie? - How?
Wann? - When?
Wo? - Where?
Warum? - literally "around what", meaning "why?"
Woherum? - Also "around what", but literally
Womit? - With what?
Wem? - Whom?
Wen? - Also "who?", but accusative
Wessen? - Whose?
Weshalb? - On whose/which behalf?
Weswegen? - Because of what?
Was? - What?
Welche? - Which one? (Feminine)
Welcher? - Which one? (Masculine)
Welches? - Which one? (Neutral)
Wieviel? - How much?
Wieviele? - How many?
Wieso? - How so?
The Father/Daughter dynamic
of all the things arcane got right, let’s take a moment to appreciate the faces of the characters. the crooked noses…. the uneven lips…. the unflattering details of tooth gaps and fatigue lines… the animated creases in the skin… i simply think it deserves to be looked upon and appreciated
Yes. I will say it a thousand times,it's the believability of these characters, the sheer feeling of "this could be a real person" that makes this whole show feel so realistic - together with the atmosphere, of course.

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I believe in Hermitgals supremacy
Y stress so thick