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I’ve talked to the ocean. She said everything will be ok.

[ID: Edit of the "bro visited his friend" meme. A picture of Descartes is edited in over the person on the left. He is saying, "I think-". The person on the right interrupting him says, "bro is". /End ID]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

I JUST CACKLED OUT LOUD IN PUBLIC

This is an amazing tool.

Next time I need an RPG character name I’ll be using the Chubby Bunny method.

if i am saying “drive safe” to you it is not a wish or command btw. i am casting a spell. Get fucking cushioned and shielded and protected idiot

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology "food" isn't very distinguished from specifically "rice" until it was pointed out to us that in English "meal" is "loose roughly ground grain"

humans be like staple crop

staple crop to what

directly to forehead

he's built like an unsecured ikea bookshelf and brother, am i a toddler