stop what you're doing and adore me

Your morally pure third-party vote didn't save a single life, it just allows the policies you hate to continue — and worsen — with even less hope of a reversal as well as leave the country open to fascism, dictatorship, and maybe the end of democracy 👍

i think we all peaked on the 21st of october 2014

happy anniversary

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

fascinated by the implication that it's the stained glass that gives catholics the guilt

punished by the council

👻🎃🎃 yes :D 🎃🎃👻

the children yearn for fandom etiquette

Official BS Building Looks Like Audi Q7 TDI Water Pump Post

love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

CHEW’EM UP GOOD

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

baseball in essence is a game about you trying to throw your friend a ball but some asshole wont stop trying to knock your ball as far as fuck away as possible because he's a bad person