The all seeing ear

Let's test how realistic this spell is!

from the bottom of my heart: just because something makes you uncomfortable doesn't mean it shouldn't be allowed to exist

people get more upset about artistic depictions of violence than they do real world violence because its easier and makes them feel better

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

I have a disease called I can’t reply to your text. I love you

what should i get at ihop

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

Texting the ecologist friend after she gave birth to ask “on a scale of kangaroo to spotted hyena how bad was it”

Hold on I need to look something up.

You are going to regret that. My preemptive condolences.

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET

omg u think ancient greece is for morally good progressive leftist girls n gays n ancient rome is for ontologically bigoted n violent cishet white men? shld we tell everyone? shld we throw a party? shld we invite the song of achilles

"this is unbecoming of me" is genuinely a useful thing to have in your mental toolbox

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?