bicrowave

nobody has ever been ready for it to be the afternoon. ever

nobody knows what flavour red velvet cake is

girl failure? no. woman success!

the jame's Bond. Names Bond.

the phrase "birthday child" makes no sense like yeah i was born on my birthday too idiot

got nothing to do except for all those things i've got to do, how am i supposed to spend my time in these conditions ??

just read some horoscopes for today, it looks like a lot of wildly contradicting things are going to happen in the next 16 minutes before midnight comes

latest experimental evidence suggesting that i am in fact not a monkey

i've spent my whole life putting water into bottles only to take it back out just hours later. what is it all for

i'm inventing an evil form of sunbathing called moonbathing. it's where you get a really really big tub of water and put the moon in it

a Spectre is haunting Europe: the Spectre of Alan Walker

can someone give me some original thoughts to have so i can make more tumblr posts please