SETO KAIBA

The silliest fanfic writing rule I have ever concocted for myself is that "duel disk" is a generalized object written in lowercase, except specifically when writing in Kaiba or Mokuba's POV, where it's always capitalized "Duel Disk" because to them it's very important to emphasize that its a patented trademark.

You're in his DMs. I died 5,000 years ago in ancient Egypt, and my soul is in the puzzle around his neck. We are not the same.

You ever think about the first person who wrote out “uwu” and wonder if they knew the storm that would be unleashed?

kaiba never had to claw through middle management to get to CEO, he just landed straight at the top, so i think his passive-aggressive email skills are terrible. he'd never hit you with the "per my last email" seething diplomacy the rest of us have to do, he'd just be like "do you know how to read? it was in my fucking email" meanwhile pegasus DOES do passive-aggressive emailing, but not because he was ever the junior executive manager of whatever, he's never needed to play horrifying mind games of mutually-assured destruction with the marketing operations coordinator. it's because he's just passive-aggressive for real, and he plays horrifying mind games for fun. kaiba these licensing terms are so funny, i had quite the laugh this morning over my mimosa! :-) i've never thought of you as capable of jokes but I see you can still take me by surprise. now send me the real terms, please. ASAP. <3