Allie Elle

welcome to my blog im annoying

can't wait to say "during pride month?" at every minor inconvenience all of next month

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for experimental elective dental surgery where they fill my mouth with shark teeth so i can give worse blowjobs

I miss the era when people would say “it’s photoshopped” instead of “this is ai”

there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it

i might not be your funniest mutuals but I am also not your smartest mutual

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

This post goes around Tumblr every year, and it’s always true. There’s never been an uneventful or boring January.

boy howdy person who reblogged this in February 2020, that sure is something

glad we don't have to deal with this shit anymore

dilute black (blue) mackerel tabby with low white spotting

what about the other one

paper

Real cool dude in fact let me call up my buddy olaf from frozen to ask if he gives a fuck

just saw a death certificate from rural 1938 where the attending physician put “DON’T KNOW. NO DIAGNOSIS.” as the cause of death. bruh.