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I call it “soft queerphobia”. It’s when you come out to your family and they don’t reject you OR encourage you, they just forget every few months again. I have come out to my father nine times

dont worry kid. if you just devote yourself to your craft and put enough time and energy into practice one day you will also be able to make art that gets 50 notes on tumblr dot com

the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm

Reblog if you too do not want to share outside with them.

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

when you think about it, Chastity is a hilarious baby name

I suppose it’s aspirational in a sense. “Go, child; achieve what we could not.”

Literally always take headphones with you. If you decide that you probably won't need them today, that's the devil talking. You will. You will

I show up to the superhero team meetings in a face mask and sunglasses and they ask me my superhero name and I’m like don’t ever ask me that again I’m here to do shit without getting caught and help you file your taxes and that’s it

wdym for no apparent reason it's because it's awesome