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happy sometimes you just want something so hard you have to lie about it so you can hold it in your mouth for a minute monday

my farming sim game will have animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop to act as a lightning rod to draw all the discourse and thinkpieces away from topics that would annoy me more

in my farming sim game that has animal butchery as a normalized part of the gameplay loop, shipped products will be sold on a weekly basis, not a daily one. you get a big windfall once a week and then you budget around that. if you want more money in the interim you have to go sell to the local merchants whatever products they specialize in.

in my farming sim game, getting married to one of the townspeople will have a significant impact on your gameplay. if you marry the rival farmer, their smaller farm will be merged with yours. if you marry the town alchemist/doctor you get a buff to all your alchemy and you wake up from getting knocked out in your own home instead of their clinic. if you marry the priestess she uh, idk she does weather related divine magic for you so you can choose the weather, idk i haven't thought too hard about that one yet

my farming sim game will have a MILF you can actually F

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

help I'm have idea yondbe my thought avaib-

rpf a day keeps the pain away

I forget there’s a punchline every time. Absolutely delighted.

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

every time i sit down 2 watch a horror movie i think of that one tweet :/

........... THAT'S where the groan tube singing thing comes from?!??!?!

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving