oh to be max verstappen's shock absorber dealer

I love when we get ex athletes commentating on their sport and you can tell they havent moved on or processed the trauma from their athlete years and project it on current players

Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.

“I read this fic you recommended. I read it because of you” is a love language

i do think verstappies are pretty united, in the end. why are the chirlies always infighting? the biggest verstappie schisms are who supports maxedes and who doesn't and who ships g4x and who doesn't.

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

wdym the fia are still in lewis's garage and have been for over 20 minutes