allegedlygwen

Pain from a work related shoulder injury: OW OW OW FUCK I HATE THIS MAKE IT STOP

"Our beautiful and strong transgender fellow-New-Yorkers, downtrodden though they may be, are famous worldwide for their bravery. That bravery threw the first brick at Stonewall, and from that humble blow against injustice came, first, a tide of people taking to the streets for what is right, and then onward to greater effects better suited to a historian than a news man.

Well, the news in recent days is that the masked vigilante formerly known as Spider-Man is now a Spider-Woman, and on this personal step we at the Daily Bugle congratulate her, whoever she may be. Faithful readers will know, my problem with Spider-Gal has never been personal; nor do I fault her, now or ever, for her bravery.

But as I watch the trans youth of this great city grow prouder to be who they are in light of this news, I wonder if Spider-Girl understands the harm she is doing. The marchers at Stonewall didn't just have the bravery to take to the streets, they had the conviction to do it openly, with pride — and without masks! That is how they changed the world!

Spider-Lady is teaching a new generation of trans New Yorkers not only that people like them can only aspire to be criminals, but also that they ought to disguise and be ashamed of themselves. Not only that, but every day she spends flagrantly and anonymously violating the law hands more ammunition to the enemies of the proud transgender community. It is my belief that Spider-Hon is setting transgender people back by decades.

I have argued before, in these pages, that this unappointed would-be protector doesn't show her face because she knows that every life lost to criminal violence in our city — all lives which she seemingly could have saved, but chooses not to! — is blood on her hands. As Spider-Tran lends her super-strength, wittingly or unwittingly, to the anti-trans-rights movement, I now fear she will have the innocent blood of her own community on her hands as well."

She's not just in her chamber, she controls the entire place!!!! She is the entire place!!!!

Need more people to get quirky with it in fanfics. Chell kisses the wall in the middle of a test to distract Glados. or cuddles with her by just like. Sitting in small room.

Instead of holding hands she drags her hand across the wall as she walks through hallways. Takes care of her by cleaning the place sometimes.

Like, consider how she must feel when Chell goes into an area that she can't sense, she's there, she has to be, but she can't see her, she can't hear her, she can't feel her, but she HAS to be in there somewhere, so she's stuck watching all the exits she can see in hopes that she'll come out again, that she'll see her again

Conversely! The test chambers must obviously be the most sensitive, every single apparatus designed to detect when someone interacts with it, cameras watching in every spectrum of light you can build a compact sensor for, microphones listening to every breath, every heartbeat, every action that a human being could possibly preform is registered in exhaustive logs, petabytes of data dedicated to the detailed observation of a single person

Normal brain: You get half points for foreplay.

Big brain: Foreplay counts just as much as anything else.

I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.