HOW DO! WELCOME TO THE DOGHOUSE!
Finally making an intro post because I wish to be a real boy.
I'm Obie and I was born 3 years ago. Don't worry about it. I like to draw my OCs, drink tea, learn new things, host for friends, and feel the sun on my skin!
21, he/him
Expect edgy stuff like swearing, mentions of emotional/physical abuse, angst, weapons, mild derealization, mild blood, and alcohol/drug use. I'll rate my stories eventually, but for now I'll just tag them appropriately. Let me know if I missed anything here that you'd like to see tagged.
Overall I'd rate most of my stuff as 16+ unless otherwise stated, such as in the case of most of my story Obsessive and Toasted, which is shaping up to be pretty mature. (All the stuff posted about it here is as friendly as I can make it though.)
Please do not make nsfw references, comments, work regarding myself or my dudes. They're all ace just like me.
My other homes:
Unvale (Lore Central. Home to the basic info about all my bugs and stories)
SpaceHey (My main social! Home to unhinged blog posts and more stuff about me myself, Obie.)
Neocities (My website! There's art and other stuff too. It's clunky, but it's fun. Like a consignment shop!)
Hashtag list! (I'll make this coherent eventually, but for now you get...)
#cobaka: My main story about two rival brothers and the power of art and propaganda and how it's wielded. (Also some soapy drama, slice of life, and good food, depending on where in the story we are lol.) (Has a guy who used presidential authority to bring back a limited edition soda flavor, and a surgeon who's married to biology [yes, the science.])
#eightfold overture: Two punk siblings try to uncover a conspiracy in their authoritarian floating boat city, but there are so many dead ends... I'm rooting for them! (they enlist the help of the eccentric CEO of boat McDonald's who was also in a messy situationship with their dad at one point...)
#obsessive and toasted: A parasocial computer nerd reanimates the dead best friend of his celebrity idol. It's in the form of dev logs diary entries, so you get some really gritty stuff. How far will Art go to make things work? (There's evil toxic toe-curling objectum yaoi and a philosophical computer who uses kaomojis. What more could you want? A lot. A lot, actually...)
#outpost 13: Two soldier in a remote outpost lost contact with headquarters after a battle left them stranded and without the other two members. Trying to survive and keep up hope does things to your mental health... Can they make contact and make it out alive? (Main guys are named Jajko (Polish word for egg) and Benedikt. Together they're Eggs Benedict. The nickname was Ben's idea...)
#this good old posse: Found family guns for hire that bond over soup! An offshoot of Cobaka, but you don't need to read CB to get it. (My favorite character's in this one~~~ ✋‼️ He's the schizophrenic trans guy with the guns!!! Pink Lemonade is my boy!)
#stickerbush: an abstract horror concept about a woman who woke up in a ghost town with no memories of her past, but a whole lotta luck. Akin to her mind, there's a huge crater at the center of the city. There are no people to be found, but something is definitely watching her. (This is still in the works... I'm not sure how to execute it yet...) (I have one scene vivid in my head though. It's gnarly. And it comes from personal experience!)




















