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“We’re going to keep you away from booze and deathsticks and all those crimes you want to commit, but also we’re gonna noogie you whenever you try to claim you’re the oldest.”

BUT ALSO

Tatooine, post-Mandalorian S2

“Kix… what… why are you here?” “Rex said you did something stupid and I’m used to patching up brothers’ fuckups.” “Why do–why the hell don’t you look as decrepit as he does?” “Thirty years in cryo, asshole, now call off your people and let me get a look at whatever the fuck you’ve gotten yourself into now.” “I didn’t–” “Vod'ika–” “I’M OLDER THAN YOU–” “Bitch, I’ve been patching up your skinned knees since I was a cadet, you’ll always be the littlest brother.”

Or like

“This is my planet, brother, and you’re not welcome.” “I’m sorry, do I look like I give a shit? Shut up and let me see those scars, Wolffe was complaining about how you looked more dangerous than him now.”

He was supposed to be cool.

He’s middle-aged and heavily-scarred and super dangerous and king of a planet, okay, nobody needs to hear about that time he accidentally set the kitchen on fire trying to surprise his dad and had to beg Alpha and some of the CCs to help him fix things before Jango got back from a hunt.

Wolffe is an asshole who will gladly tell these stories, while still-young-ish Kix is threatening Boba into getting a booster shot, basically screeching in ire about his many medical problems, and Rex holds Boba down and loudly, delightedly chastises him for All The Bullshit.

"Don't hog the jetii! I'll go next."

make sure to leave out milk, cookies, & ramen noodles for Justin Timberlake tonight to have a blessed It’s Gonna Be May tomorrow

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