incurable disaster

In the comics Logan is 5'3. Everyone knows that. What most don't know is that even at 5'3 he weighs 300 lbs. His skeleton is metal. He's real dense. Man cannot get in a body of water, he will skink every time (this is cannon).

What does that mean for movie!Logan?

He's gonna weigh a lot more. Hugh Jackman is 6'2! He is 11 inches taller than comic!Logan. That means 11 inches of more skeleton metal. He probably weighs closer to like 400lbs. If not more.

These 2 should kiss

Logan may be a heat box, BUT his bones are metal, mfer has a problem with the cold, I guarantee it! All that metal is gonna suck in the winter, especially if it's a wet cold. Make this man a blanket burrito. He isn't the electric blanket during winter, Wade/SO is. Wolverito burrito.

Electricity sucks when your bones are metal plated. Nuff said

To keep his healing factor going, he needs SO MANY calories! The ones that are found easiest are carbs (potatoes, breads, alcohols, etc). This also causes fat if more that what is needed is eaten which is not a bad thing, surplus is used for extra energy, etc, but this means the more he heals, the more food he needs. He's definitely going to eat more than needed if he's comfy, and that as well as (probably) less healing needed, he's gonna have a bit of extra fat (see x1 for reference) as backup for future healing needs. (And maybe also as more insulation against his no1 enemy: the cold)

If his healing factor ever shuts down, this man is fucked. Heavy metal poisoning is no joke, and 400 lbs is exhausting to lug around. Our chronically fatigued king.

Speaking of: healing factor does not equal lack of pain. This man is 100% raw dogging it. No pain meds will save him with every drug/foreign substance being kicked out of his body asap if possible. Bullets hurt, man, that's all I'm saying

If we're leaning into animal based traits, Logan 100% reads body language more than actual facial expressions AND/OR He can sniff out things (illness, migraines, blood, etc)

Pls watch the "person ranting about wolverine ethology" tiktok linked below and run with it. I beg of you!

Alastor’s aroace ass:

And my new favorite:

Aphantasia being a limited or non-existent visual memory.

Warforged vending machine MC who can't really talk

Petite barbarian who's only job is punch (and is in love with the vending machine)

Snarky artificer who is the only sane one in the entire group

Paladin with crushing social anxiety who imprinted on a vending machine like a baby chick

Cowboy rogue who is bad with money and his entourage (read: entire campaign party) "of fools"

Cleric with a shoe fetish (specifically the shoes, not the person wearing them)

A ranger that will out-eat god and her mentor who is downright terrifying and low-key has a VERY high kill count for someone who runs an orphanage

4 food-motivated kobolds (Tasmanian devils) in a trench coat operating as a fighter

Monk-class, bear guild director who WILL kill a bitch

Multiple wizards/sorcerers/etc

A couple where the old lady is the battle master and her husband is a fan-wielding druid/mage

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

.... but how does this movie have a 5.1 star rating when the star rating only goes up to 5!?!?

Snape trying to teach Harry to make friends despite also only having one friend in his life

"how do you know that?"

"... you should talk to Professor McGonagall..."

"But I asked you."

*sigh* "I couldn't rightly tell you. Your mother thought my knowledge of the Wizarding world was interesting and so we became close. Minerva scruffed me like a kitten once I became Hogwarts staff and I have yet to escape her clutches."

Like MANY people have said in so many posts:

Bullying and harassment is not okay

Pantsing people and/or forcibly removing clothing in order to harass someone is sexual assault

This includes minors doing this to other people, age is not an excuse

The marauders were in a position of power (socially) and sexually assaulted Snape in broad daylight in front of witnesses

It is heavily implied that the marauders did fully remove both his trousers and undergarments as the scene cuts to black ominously after this was threatened (if I remember right)

The witnesses did nothing —even laughed — and neither did the teachers, who were supposed to protect the students from all forms of harm

This event was likely used to further bully Snape later, whether it was by the marauders or by the other people in the school