PSA for all Deadpool and Wolverine fanfic writers: Stop writing Logan at a normal weight!
In the comics Logan is 5'3. Everyone knows that. What most don't know is that even at 5'3 he weighs 300 lbs. His skeleton is metal. He's real dense. Man cannot get in a body of water, he will skink every time (this is cannon).
What does that mean for movie!Logan?
He's gonna weigh a lot more. Hugh Jackman is 6'2! He is 11 inches taller than comic!Logan. That means 11 inches of more skeleton metal. He probably weighs closer to like 400lbs. If not more.
When he lays on top of someone, they will feel it. Good luck getting him off of whoever he slept on top of. Good luck breathing.
That is a fantastic comparison. People need to think of big animal weight not normal person weight. Plus it's concentrated becuase he isn't big animal size. The chronic pain is a reason his healing factor is slowed down from what it is without the metal
Because it is a crime that these aren't on the same thread thingy:
These 2 should kiss
And because my brain is going absolutely buck wild rn from sleep deprivation and caffiene, I present other things that would be relatively realistic for fics:
Logan may be a heat box, BUT his bones are metal, mfer has a problem with the cold, I guarantee it! All that metal is gonna suck in the winter, especially if it's a wet cold. Make this man a blanket burrito. He isn't the electric blanket during winter, Wade/SO is. Wolverito burrito.
Electricity sucks when your bones are metal plated. Nuff said
To keep his healing factor going, he needs SO MANY calories! The ones that are found easiest are carbs (potatoes, breads, alcohols, etc). This also causes fat if more that what is needed is eaten which is not a bad thing, surplus is used for extra energy, etc, but this means the more he heals, the more food he needs. He's definitely going to eat more than needed if he's comfy, and that as well as (probably) less healing needed, he's gonna have a bit of extra fat (see x1 for reference) as backup for future healing needs. (And maybe also as more insulation against his no1 enemy: the cold)
If his healing factor ever shuts down, this man is fucked. Heavy metal poisoning is no joke, and 400 lbs is exhausting to lug around. Our chronically fatigued king.
Speaking of: healing factor does not equal lack of pain. This man is 100% raw dogging it. No pain meds will save him with every drug/foreign substance being kicked out of his body asap if possible. Bullets hurt, man, that's all I'm saying
If we're leaning into animal based traits, Logan 100% reads body language more than actual facial expressions AND/OR He can sniff out things (illness, migraines, blood, etc)
Pls watch the "person ranting about wolverine ethology" tiktok linked below and run with it. I beg of you!
ALL OF THIS WORKS FOR ANY SHIP, BUT YEAH






















