Shabooya Roll Call

this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter

i don't believe such a time ever existed

this is hilarious actually bring it back

Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.

#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

look upon my sons and despair

Lets let friday get us pregnant and have a baby that lasts the whole weekend

and the winner of superwholock is officially??? no one. we all lost. congrats team

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

my super sustainable bmw