apostate maleficar

If there was justice in the world jarcher would see little lizzie tles tucker once a year at the annual nx01 enterprise reunion barbecue with his husband (who is probably shran but is certainly not human) and tell her she’s always welcome to spend time at their vacation home on risa that he never gets to use because he’s always busy with his work and his wheezing bulldog, Mercutio or Aramis or something

Or both. People in the US in general are ill-informed about other countries, the entire US negotiating team I'm sure is a bunch of clowns, and this whole administration operates on bad faith.

yearning not for the material conditions of the past but its freedom from all these fucking cameras

we are not physically meant to be watched all the time. it used to be considered a form of paranoia when you thought all your devices were listening to you. nowadays it’s like well um

@bovineblogger

i think i just always kind of assumed dolly parton was immortal

i think i just always kind of assumed tim curry was immortal

rough week for miss piggy specifically

anyone else feel compelled to be like “☝️ ‼️” when your birth date is mentioned in either fiction or nonfiction but then sometimes you be watching true crime and it’s like “the victim’s eviscerated remains were located on november 27th” and you’re like ah.. birthday.. ☝️.. but i am sorry

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

It’s actually so misogynistic to assume hetero Jessica doesn’t also jerk it to twinks in panties