interdimensional hen handler

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this summer is going to be one million lines of joshler cocaine and we got a hundred of them tonight

he's beautiful i literally need to put him under extreme psychological stress. i need to put him in extreme physical pain. i need him curling up in someone's arms for the feelings of safety and comfort he hasn't received in ages

"...I've lost a lot of blood so you'll have t... to repeat that, like... one word at a time."

probably nothing lesbian will happen to me this pride but by god i can Hope

you ever see a picture of two guys and the only thing you can think is oh definitely one drunken handjob in 2006

the thing is I am pro-rpf on principle, but I do think you should keep it away from the actual people you're shipping. but it is NOT out of concern for their comfort (insert pete wentz bank account post), it's for the same reason that like animal behaviorists and field biologists and such try to stay out of view when they're observing animals in the wild. don't tip them off it's gonna to skew the results of my study.

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

i' m something of a pigeons and rats myself

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

There's rpf tinhatting and then there's "realistically, they've jerked off together at least once." It's different yk

perhaps. i do want to be loved. unfortunate.

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

some of you people are so annoying. i mean me too but good lord