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the “i don’t know that side of you at all” line is so underappreciated because it’s really the first time ilya has revealed an insecurity to shane, something so ingrained in him by his father that he wears it like a second skin, and he positions it as a light-hearted joke but shane doesn’t get why he would say that about himself. shane meets him head-on, so earnest and sweet: i don’t know that side of you at all. i only know that you have put in relentless work to hone your craft and dominate your career. i pour everything into this sport and you’re the only one who can keep up—how could you be lazy. i made you pursue me for two years before we had sex and you never stopped. you could have anyone; you put in the work for me. every time we fuck you give and give and give. you’ve learned my body and figured out what i need because i never let myself. i don’t know that side of you at all.

and if i said this made my stomach hurt watching for 2 hours straight

I KNOW Yuna shot up in bed that night like “DAVID THE ELEVATOR. HE WAS IN THE FUCKING ELEVATOR.”

i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

i think they're called catholics

inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

Barricade the door

avril lavigne was right. what the hell

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

I'm on a noble quest to feel something

shame

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