Everybody, TRANSform!

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

if you see me liking contradicting headcanons for the same character just know it's because I do not give a fuck and I have an active imagination #hewouldsaythat

sometimes it’s not about ‘would he say that or do that’ it’s more like that would be hilarious if he did because I have a jester’s heart

#id like if he said that for my entertainment

girl help i’m having creation ideas above my skill level

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

i keep getting those silly little romance plot mash games from bookstagram and i need to banish them from my algorithm because, without fail, i will go “ugh, that sounds ridiculous” then think about it too hard for the next five minutes and whoops i have twelve new plot bunnies

I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

This man took so much longer to crack than I would have what a PROFESSIONAL

This was filmed at the Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, which rescues, rehabilitates, and releases orphaned elephants in Kenya (among other conservation efforts). Charity Navigator has given it a 4/4 star rating, and you can make donations here or “adopt” a baby elephant here.