Scar Tissue That I Wish You Saw

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

I think it’s funny how Mormon God was like “look polygamy is super important and I am telling you my followers to practice it even in the face of persecution” and then 40 years later Congress said Utah wouldn’t be given statehood as long as the LDS practiced polygamy and Mormon God was like “Ok tell everyone I changed my mind”

I just really like the idea that Mormon God like, basically caved into pressure from the federal government

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

the doctor says i got an attention deficit so y'all gotta gimme more

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

billions and billions of WASTED taxpayers money

Not to mention all the dead and maimed-for-life service personel.

two prime examples of why people hate americans 👍

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

Howl’s Grooving Castle