alex

they should make it easier

what?

Everything. All of it

This person hated videodrome so much they forgot their gender

transgender super mario land 2 reboot where mario is FtM and wario is ℲtW

Does it make more sense at a 45 degree angle?

"rickrolling is mean" rickrolling is the gentle, kind, prosocial descendant of what we used to do on the internet, which was putting a redirect to goatse in every possible misspelling of a url

(about to get into a fight) Hey touch me again and you'll find out who I really am, asshole. (gets hit really hard) arf arf :333 bweh I'm so pubpy......rolls over and wags my tail....arf arf arf

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

The “+” in LGBTQ+ is for math.

It’s literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I don’t have anything to give you though

It was simple addition, really.

sometimes pretty girls send you pictures of their boobs unprompted and it heals you a little bit rb to manifest pretty girls tits in your inbox

I'd like to propose a Layover off-season episode entitled "We All Learn A Bit About Sam" in which we all learn a bit about Sam

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

No this is accurate

official boob post

the boys pairing tom with adam to give him a free win is so hilarious. i get it though, it would be really bad to bring tom back just to have him lose AGAIN

"godless beast" and it's literally Dionysus in animal form.

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

It's a horrific form of punishment