Lick This Clit Then Leave, Son.

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

my #radiantworm

I wont lie to you I lost my dual pistols if you see dual pistols anywhere they are mine 

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

oh thank GOD

yeah okay ill reblog that

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

oh i’m sorry would you rather me beat an alive horse?

(first time doing praise kink) you are Useful

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

Ever heard of insomnia?