A Collection of Avoiding Responsibility

mr. substance abuser has a suggestion for how we should spend the afternoon

that's MS. substance abuser to you

sorry women sorry sorry sorry you can kick me really hard in the head

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

Climate change.

theres a whole album of song titles you can make just from the words of this tweet

this makes smoking weed sound so much cooler than it is

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

[ID: A google trends search showing interest over time in the United States since 2004. numbers 0 to 100 are on the y-axis while the years are in the x-axis. the stats remains very close to the '0' mark with a few small upticks between 2005 and ~2016, and then they shoot up to 100 at the very right of the graph (present day). the stats are for the word "pshaw". End ID]

they wouldn't have censored us like this on the jeremy renner app

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday