Tell Me What Your Worst Fears Are

Beauty and the Beast is so funny, imagine you go out to town to run your errands and the entire population starts singing about how fucking strange yet fuckable you are

This doesn't happen to you?

Everyone in France desires me carnally

I’ve never understood people who make those sorts of jokes. I identify with this cartoon enormously.

Angry reminder police testimony is used to lock people away for life (or even authorize the death penalty) and these pigs demonstrate they lie even without a reason

a lot of trans girls see link as a trans girl and were right and a lot of trans guys see link as a trans guy and theyre right and a lot of cis people see link as cis and theyre fucking idiots link isnt cis

When I worked at forever 21, a girl left her used pad in the crotch of a bodysuit and caught an attitude when we told her she needed to purchase the item. Humanity is vile and my expectations are on the ground

*journalists

I Fucking love these stupid alien things with my whole fucking heart

That last one honestly belongs in hell

ALL OF THESE HAVE ME WHEEZING AND CACKLING SO MUCH

I work in marketing. Not only are they spending money on ads rather than paying employees more, they are cutting hourly employees hours, laying people off, furloughing people, and then forcing the remaining employees to work harder to get extra work done to create the "thank you" ads on top of their regular assignments. It's a real fun time to work in marketing.