still here, fortunately

mcqueen

im begging of you please dont take my man

Need some fables AESOP

okay but we can't know for sure that the loud noise and bright flash offstage—which occurred after the character who was holding the gun exited the stage with it—was a gunshot, because we didn't get to directly see it

employment is wire mother, grad school is cloth mother. how did i not realize this before

Whales have a heart the size of a small car. Imagine if they learned the true meaning of Christmas

Whenever they gave us one of those "read through ALL the instructions before you begin!" trick assignments in school where the steps lead you on an increasingly ridiculous goose chase until the final one tells you to just put your name on the paper and turn it in without doing anything else, I was always like, "Okay, but what's the point? Surely the REAL world won't be anything like this." And then I grew up and discovered that not only is the real world often exactly like that, some people won't even read the first line of the instructions even if they make perfect sense. And these people are called "co-workers"

Can I have a single fucking thing.

was i normal / forgivable / worth saving at the party last night? be honest haha 😂 🙈

Saw something magical today. Kid in front of us on our flight (prob 4-5 years old) playing a wordle type game and his two first guesses were MOMMY and DADDY

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

can someone please please please please send me a grilled cheese in the maill I'm so hungry my address is 100 ocean

I think that if I unsubscribe I should stop getting the emails