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*Danny at a new school desperately trying to make a new friend*
Danny: Do you want to go to an alternate dimension with me after school?! Its a dimension where the dinosaurs never died out and dinosaurs are kinda just dangerous pets!
Damian: . . . Absolutely.
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Lots of Starfire!!! 🌟 I love my gal, her hair was such a joy to draw
I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again
OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.
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Kneading bread dough is the most grounding thing for me. So I decided to make some rolls to relieve some stress and make something nice.
@stealingyourbones has made some delightful food abominations, which taught me I can replace the water in bread with almost any liquid.
So I tried Miso.
The yeast loved it and frothed up super fast. Mixing miso broth with the egg and oil smelled funky. The dough didn’t rise any fluffier than usual but the texture feels good. Then I decided to roll in some black garlic and green onion. I’d add nori crumbled up but I ran out.
Now we let it bake.
Holyshitumaioishiiii
This is amazing. It tastes like if miso soup was solid. The flavor is immaculate. It’s just missing the nori flavor. I can add that next time because I am 100% making this again.
WAIT I HAD FURIKAKE IN THE CUPBOARD!!!!
This is what perfection tastes like.
Yes! I love sharing recipes! @lady-jeleania
Here’s my Gma Vesta’s hamburger bun recipe:
1 Tbsp yeast
1/2 cup warm water (miso broth)
- mix together and let it froth up
1 1/2 cup warm water (miso broth)
1/2 cup sugar
1 1/2 tsp salt
1 egg
1/4 cup olive oil
- mix all together, then add frothy yeast
5 1/2 - 6ish cups flour
- mix in slowly with a fork until it’s hard to stir with the fork, then stir together with hands until it stops sticking to your skin when you rub your hands together.
- knead the dough about 10min until it starts pushing back (it gets springy)
Let the dough rest for 30min.
(I make a redneck proof box by microwaving a cup of water and quickly replacing the water with the dough bowl and shutting the door to give it a warm place to nap. Do not microwave the dough itself by reflex.)
Roll out the dough and add any flavors you like. For the miso soup bread I chopped up a couple black garlics, and a handful of green onion. Roll it up like cinnamon rolls, cut into 12, and roll each into a ball shape.
Stick in a greased 9x13 casserole dish and let the dough rise to double size. (About 40min-1hr depending on how warm your kitchen is.) (the redneck proof box won’t fit my casserole dish so I stick the rolls on top of the oven while it preheats with a dish towel over it.)
Preheat the oven to 350 and when the dough looks nice and squishy bake it for 20min.
You can brush butter on top if you want. That would look pretty and help a sprinkling of furikake stick after you pull it out of the oven. If you wanna up the miso taste you can also spread a very thin layer of miso paste in before you roll it up with the other fillings. I’m gonna try that next time.
Bake! Eat! Enjoy! Knead all your frustrations into the bread then cleanse it with fire! Lemme know how yours turn out 💕🍀✨🥖
they turned out so well!!!!! I did rosemary and green onion (no miso)
my first time ever making buns, the texture was perfect! I enjoyed beating it up
a bit over proofed because I mistimed dinner but it didn't hurt
THEY’RE BEAUTIFUL!!!! I’m so proud of you!! Your first time making buns and they look amazing 🤩💖
Beating up bread dough is my favorite part (besides eating them)
Grace and Rocky, giving a tour of the Hail Mary to fascinated Eridian scientists and diplomats.
Pointing at things and explaining what they are and how the ship works, lots of awed and appreciative noises are made.
Until one of the visiting Eridians points out a specific item. “And that?”
It’s a strange, circular thing, a xenonite disk mounted upright on some sort of pivot so it can spin freely, but around the edges it has… spokes? Pegs? Sticking out of it, that hit against a stiff flap that would slow down the spinning.
It is also separated into sections decorated with crude etchings of a human and an Eridian.
“Ah,” Grace says.
“That,” Rocky says.
“That’s. Um.” Grace seems somewhat embarrassed. “That’s the sacrifice wheel.”
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3 different phone numbers and 2 transfers later I finally got an appointment scheduled with my psychologist.
I have an appointment every three months with her to re-approve my meds but the assistant wasn’t there last time so I forgot to make the next appointment and when I went to Walgreens to order this month’s meds the pharmacist said I was out of prescriptions. Haha oops. Should have had my appointment three weeks ago and just forgot because I have the Forget-Things Disease (aka:adhd). But the psych office will send a message to my psych doc to re-order meds for me so hopefully I can pick them up tomorrow.
It’s a good thing I have an extra couple weeks saved for emergencies like this.
oh fuck... the adderall has hit my system... the change, it's happening... grRRRGH...!! get away from me, before it's too late...!!
(flails on the ground, then stands up and does the dishes)
How to provide appropriate enrichment for your super powered alien son: an instructional by Martha and Jonathan Kent
Santa also wrapped them in lead lined giftwrap, also for his alien enrichment.
i want to abuse my government expense account to buy grace candy
I feel like a lot of people get "All Art is Political" confused with "All Art is made with Political Intentions" which is not the same.
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The funniest part of A New Hope is that Luke Skywalker is a 19 year old who has not locked in yet and plays with toys and sleeps in his childhood bedroom at his aunt and uncle’s house and Leia Organa is a 19 year old with a mission to save the galaxy from fascism. Luke has never left his hometown, Leia just watched her planet be blown up. He’s peeved his uncle is asking him to do his chores, she’s imprisoned for resisting the government. You relate to them both but they’re on complete opposite sides of the 19 year old life stage spectrum.
Also Luke is clearly very lonely after his crush and best friend, Biggs, went away to college
Yes! Some people have misinterpreted this as me insinuating Luke is a wimp but he’s just in a very transitional life phase that is focused on growing and maturing. His friends are growing up and moving on, he’s anxious to join them but isn’t quite ready. He has ambition and goals but he just isn’t in a place where he is able to pursue those goals, he is immature and that isn’t a bad thing. 19 year olds SHOULD be able to ponder their place in the world and which direction they want their life to take. Leia has been in the public eye her entire life, she is a princess, she has been primed for greatness and she has been shouldered with so much responsibility. Luke is just his aunt and uncle’s nephew, they love him and don’t want him to leave, he’s trying to decide what to do.
He’s like a Midwest farm boy who is dreaming of the big city and she is like an old money New England heiress who has been told since birth she will follow her father’s career path into politics and has been sent to the most competitive schools and enrolled in the most rigorous extracurriculars.
Luke is the protagonist at the start of a coming-of-age plotline while Leia is in the 3rd season finale of her failed revolution plan when A New Hope takes place and you can fight me on this.
and Han Solo owes a slug drug money
Well, you know, some bathroom graffiti offers insight.
Red marker handwriting on a bathroom wall. Text reads:
“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.
Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent
Now Boss makes a million And gives us jack Smugly blames the workers For the labor that he lacks.”
And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls and tenement halls.
Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
Kneading bread dough is the most grounding thing for me. So I decided to make some rolls to relieve some stress and make something nice.
@stealingyourbones has made some delightful food abominations, which taught me I can replace the water in bread with almost any liquid.
So I tried Miso.
The yeast loved it and frothed up super fast. Mixing miso broth with the egg and oil smelled funky. The dough didn’t rise any fluffier than usual but the texture feels good. Then I decided to roll in some black garlic and green onion. I’d add nori crumbled up but I ran out.
Now we let it bake.
Holyshitumaioishiiii
This is amazing. It tastes like if miso soup was solid. The flavor is immaculate. It’s just missing the nori flavor. I can add that next time because I am 100% making this again.
WAIT I HAD FURIKAKE IN THE CUPBOARD!!!!
This is what perfection tastes like.
Yes! I love sharing recipes! @lady-jeleania
Here’s my Gma Vesta’s hamburger bun recipe:
1 Tbsp yeast
1/2 cup warm water (miso broth)
- mix together and let it froth up
1 1/2 cup warm water (miso broth)
1/2 cup sugar
1 1/2 tsp salt
1 egg
1/4 cup olive oil
- mix all together, then add frothy yeast
5 1/2 - 6ish cups flour
- mix in slowly with a fork until it’s hard to stir with the fork, then stir together with hands until it stops sticking to your skin when you rub your hands together.
- knead the dough about 10min until it starts pushing back (it gets springy)
Let the dough rest for 30min.
(I make a redneck proof box by microwaving a cup of water and quickly replacing the water with the dough bowl and shutting the door to give it a warm place to nap. Do not microwave the dough itself by reflex.)
Roll out the dough and add any flavors you like. For the miso soup bread I chopped up a couple black garlics, and a handful of green onion. Roll it up like cinnamon rolls, cut into 12, and roll each into a ball shape.
Stick in a greased 9x13 casserole dish and let the dough rise to double size. (About 40min-1hr depending on how warm your kitchen is.) (the redneck proof box won’t fit my casserole dish so I stick the rolls on top of the oven while it preheats with a dish towel over it.)
Preheat the oven to 350 and when the dough looks nice and squishy bake it for 20min.
You can brush butter on top if you want. That would look pretty and help a sprinkling of furikake stick after you pull it out of the oven. If you wanna up the miso taste you can also spread a very thin layer of miso paste in before you roll it up with the other fillings. I’m gonna try that next time.
Bake! Eat! Enjoy! Knead all your frustrations into the bread then cleanse it with fire! Lemme know how yours turn out 💕🍀✨🥖
we can really recommend making bread using tomato juice instead of water, and adding garlic and herbs to the mix - the yeast loves the tomato too, so the bread tends to be really fluffy, which means it goes stale faster - but that's really not a problem, because you can't stop eating this pizza toast
I’ve wondered for years if you could put chocolate milk in waffle batter instead of water to make chocolate waffles but have yet to come across anyone willing to try it on their waffle maker. This gives me hope my theory would be successful
Chocolate waffles absolutely work and are amazing. You can buy a cute little waffle iron for $10 or thrift a big one if no one will loan you theirs.
And now I’ve gotta go make pizza toast.
So Lucifer Morningstar, the fourth of the fallen, (retired) ruler of hell, the Devil himself, is a character in DC comics, appearing in the Sandman comics, his own solo run and various other comics
He is absurdly powerful
The thing is, Lucifer still has access to his Divine power, unlike other fallen angels, and is actually more powerful than other angels
What does this mean?
Lucifer was the guy that shaped the matter to create the stars, an ability he still has
Enter one Danny Fenton
“Omg(oh my ghost) I’m a HUGE FAN of your work”
Just Danny fangirling over the literal Devil because of stars and space
In his night club.
I? I NEED this to be in his night club. Just? This ratty looking, skrungly, "oh this one DEFINITELY bites", who knows if he has EVER had his shots, lookin eternal tweenager. Suspicious stains on his grimy, engineering track, college hoodie. Baby lil fangies. The most BEAUTIFUL effervescent nebula crown of ice and starlight you have ever seen.
Genuine shard of Divinity atop that empty lil head.
That right there is a pillar of the cosmos. Nothing compared to HIM, mind you. But still. Probably has some hoity toity Big Important job doing something or other, that Lucifer does not care about and arguably outclasses. If he CARED to prove it. He does not. Why is this in his establishment?
Oh wait, it's complementing me. Never mind then. Carry on.
Meanwhile? Danny is meeting the Beyonce of stars. The Da Vinci. And he's COOL! (Thanks, it's for all the manipulation. He's good at it.)
And he probably has someone wipe down the area Danny was sitting the moment Danny moves
God, it would be funny? If he went on to treat Danny like his hideous lil purse dog. His precious, dimwitted lil guy. Baby.
Cause Danny DOES have that effect on people? Weirdly enough? In his eyes it's basically like making friends with Sam all over again, but the ADVANCED version. And to everyone else it's just?? N... no?? Buddy, my guy, no... it's NOT.
But the himbo gene has already kicked in.
That weird AF, bizarrely lucky, oddly charming, Fenton... EVERYTHING, has already kicked it. And frankly? It can only be Divine. Honestly, fuck you, big guy. I see what you're doing. Am I still keeping him? Yes. Yes I am. But STILL... fuck you.
Because frankly? The Fentons HAVE to be A Project(tm) to have survived as long as they have. To have developed that SPECIFIC brand of "I am bizarrely Precious Little Guy shaped to Terrifying God Monsters" coupled with "sure I'll throw myself off this cliff! *does so* why?"
Because? Can't cause problems if you have a High Maintenance Lil Guy, CAN you, Morningstar?
Lucifer: *read at 12:34* Bet.
But?? He's still? So... perfectly Lil Guy shaped. All defiance and snark, cleverness and wonder, a sense of freedom, goodness, DRENCHED in death, literally a KING so HELLO power over power, and? Look at all those souls! Including Concepts! What a nice place to go~
Through the cracks and out of Dear ol Dads house. Too the great and endless Nothing. Afterlife of no one. Of which, they all became. It's like "a trip to the boonies."
Just? This impossibly put together, charming, dangerous Being.... and his feral trash goblin (wearing a jarringly beautiful crown) on a child leash. He's acting like this is perfectly normal. Are... are you supposed to ignore? The possibly rabid teen, who's giggling madly over archaic scrolls of what looks like galaxies, and covered in motor oil and day glow bits of green goo? This is a fine dining establishment.
He's sitting on the floor.
You watch him absent mindedly reach up and smack blindly around the table until he finds the edge of the bread basket, never looking away from the every shifting notes (that give you a piercing migraine just to LOOK at, much less try and read), before grabbing it and yanking the entire thing off the table. Shoving an entire break stick into his mouth. You look back at the man across from you.
He looks amused, as he lounges back, in his bespoke suit and expensive cologne, like a dragon watching a mouse sweat. Somehow the usual dance of veiled threats and word play, mind games and philosophical turns of phrase... is so much... harder? To manage?
Unwillingly you eyes keep dragging back to the... what, 14? 15? Year old boy in child harness. It's... it's space themed. Gives him a little "jet pack".
He steal your soup. Bowl and all.
Just... just drinks from the shallow bowl one handedly like it's his morning coffee.
What the FUCK is happening?
(Danny is getting to binge read Star Notes~☆! That's what's happening! Eeeee! Look at all this Forbidden Knooooowledge(tm)! Space Obsession go Brrrrrrr! Eeeehehehehehehe~☆)
Lucifer treating Danny like a mange ridden mongrel that showed up off the street is not something I knew I needed
He supposes he might as well invest in the special shampoo his new pet needs
I am cackling. Man's (debateable, what're you a cop?) Probably standing there with the hose. Just spraying him down. Stinky. Dirty, stinky boy. Danny's howling like the water's MELTING FLESH and trying to bite the water stream.
Lucifer's still in his, very much Never Get Them Wet, worth more then you are, bespoke suit and shoes. Stays perfectly dry.
They are ALSO doing this in the night club.
The only one getting wet is Danny. He ends up in a nice, fashionable, suit. And reacts like a cat put in a "lil outfit".
This is the most fun Lucifer's had in YEARS. He's such a melodramatic little gremlin. Lucifer isn't even stopping him from leaving. Not a DROP of power to contain the child. Danny's just... just letting this happen. *says him with the hose again*
*Danny does his best impression of a drowned plague rat*
And??? If we go with "ghosts fight to socialize"? Well~ OBVIOUSLY Lucifer have to provide ENRICHMENT for his new *checks notes* he's been told not to call him a pet, because you humans made it WEIRD. So... purse ghost.
Because? I'm pretty sure he hates actually having to fight? He LEFT that nonsense! Thus *gestures around him* night club! But sometimes people don't get the HINT. Luckily?
New attack chihuahua.
Get um, Jr. *14 year old "death from above"s you from the rafters*
The hilarious part is gonna be trying to pry EITHER of them from the cold dead hands of the other. Or getting Lucifer to admit to liking Danny any time within the next few millennium. Because? OBVIOUSLY no child would WANT to hang out with this guy, right? He's not safe. He's cruel, misanthropic, and slander number three!
......Morningstar probably kidnapped him.
For evil! Probably.
(But also? The concept? Of Lucifer trying... and Somehow FAILING despite his incredible power, to keep this mangy lil shit Clean and Presentable? Because Danny was basicly DESIGN to be bait, Lucifer knows that, doesn't care, but can't help but twitch over him not Staying Clean? Like?
.....he took his eyes off you for FIVE SECONDS. *smacks with newspaper* drop it! Spit out the lesser demon! You! Will give! Yourself! Heartburn!! Drop it! *Danny, chews faster*)
(BIG cat on a leash energy. I love it so much)
Danny gives the vibe of the stray cat that followed Lucifer home that he just... couldn't get rid of. At first Lucifer doesn't realise he has a purse ghost and is just keeping the gremlin around for I don't know the humor? Twisted fascination? Two months later he has an epiphany.
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Kneading bread dough is the most grounding thing for me. So I decided to make some rolls to relieve some stress and make something nice.
@stealingyourbones has made some delightful food abominations, which taught me I can replace the water in bread with almost any liquid.
So I tried Miso.
The yeast loved it and frothed up super fast. Mixing miso broth with the egg and oil smelled funky. The dough didn’t rise any fluffier than usual but the texture feels good. Then I decided to roll in some black garlic and green onion. I’d add nori crumbled up but I ran out.
Now we let it bake.
Holyshitumaioishiiii
This is amazing. It tastes like if miso soup was solid. The flavor is immaculate. It’s just missing the nori flavor. I can add that next time because I am 100% making this again.
WAIT I HAD FURIKAKE IN THE CUPBOARD!!!!
This is what perfection tastes like.
Yes! I love sharing recipes! @lady-jeleania
Here’s my Gma Vesta’s hamburger bun recipe:
1 Tbsp yeast
1/2 cup warm water (miso broth)
- mix together and let it froth up
1 1/2 cup warm water (miso broth)
1/2 cup sugar
1 1/2 tsp salt
1 egg
1/4 cup olive oil
- mix all together, then add frothy yeast
5 1/2 - 6ish cups flour
- mix in slowly with a fork until it’s hard to stir with the fork, then stir together with hands until it stops sticking to your skin when you rub your hands together.
- knead the dough about 10min until it starts pushing back (it gets springy)
Let the dough rest for 30min.
(I make a redneck proof box by microwaving a cup of water and quickly replacing the water with the dough bowl and shutting the door to give it a warm place to nap. Do not microwave the dough itself by reflex.)
Roll out the dough and add any flavors you like. For the miso soup bread I chopped up a couple black garlics, and a handful of green onion. Roll it up like cinnamon rolls, cut into 12, and roll each into a ball shape.
Stick in a greased 9x13 casserole dish and let the dough rise to double size. (About 40min-1hr depending on how warm your kitchen is.) (the redneck proof box won’t fit my casserole dish so I stick the rolls on top of the oven while it preheats with a dish towel over it.)
Preheat the oven to 350 and when the dough looks nice and squishy bake it for 20min.
You can brush butter on top if you want. That would look pretty and help a sprinkling of furikake stick after you pull it out of the oven. If you wanna up the miso taste you can also spread a very thin layer of miso paste in before you roll it up with the other fillings. I’m gonna try that next time.
Bake! Eat! Enjoy! Knead all your frustrations into the bread then cleanse it with fire! Lemme know how yours turn out 💕🍀✨🥖
