Radiating Energy Like A Good Vibes Chernobyl

“Boss made a dollar Granddad made a dime But that was a poem From a simpler time.

Boss made a thousand Gave pa a cent But that penny paid the mortgage Or at least it paid the rent

@stealingyourbones has made some delightful food abominations, which taught me I can replace the water in bread with almost any liquid.

So I tried Miso.

The yeast loved it and frothed up super fast. Mixing miso broth with the egg and oil smelled funky. The dough didn’t rise any fluffier than usual but the texture feels good. Then I decided to roll in some black garlic and green onion. I’d add nori crumbled up but I ran out.

This is amazing. It tastes like if miso soup was solid. The flavor is immaculate. It’s just missing the nori flavor. I can add that next time because I am 100% making this again.

Yes! I love sharing recipes! @lady-jeleania

Here’s my Gma Vesta’s hamburger bun recipe:

1 Tbsp yeast

1/2 cup warm water (miso broth)

- mix together and let it froth up

1 1/2 cup warm water (miso broth)

1/2 cup sugar

1 1/2 tsp salt

1 egg

1/4 cup olive oil

- mix all together, then add frothy yeast

5 1/2 - 6ish cups flour

- mix in slowly with a fork until it’s hard to stir with the fork, then stir together with hands until it stops sticking to your skin when you rub your hands together.

- knead the dough about 10min until it starts pushing back (it gets springy)

Let the dough rest for 30min.

(I make a redneck proof box by microwaving a cup of water and quickly replacing the water with the dough bowl and shutting the door to give it a warm place to nap. Do not microwave the dough itself by reflex.)

Roll out the dough and add any flavors you like. For the miso soup bread I chopped up a couple black garlics, and a handful of green onion. Roll it up like cinnamon rolls, cut into 12, and roll each into a ball shape.

Stick in a greased 9x13 casserole dish and let the dough rise to double size. (About 40min-1hr depending on how warm your kitchen is.) (the redneck proof box won’t fit my casserole dish so I stick the rolls on top of the oven while it preheats with a dish towel over it.)

Preheat the oven to 350 and when the dough looks nice and squishy bake it for 20min.

You can brush butter on top if you want. That would look pretty and help a sprinkling of furikake stick after you pull it out of the oven. If you wanna up the miso taste you can also spread a very thin layer of miso paste in before you roll it up with the other fillings. I’m gonna try that next time.

He is absurdly powerful

The thing is, Lucifer still has access to his Divine power, unlike other fallen angels, and is actually more powerful than other angels

What does this mean?

Lucifer was the guy that shaped the matter to create the stars, an ability he still has

Enter one Danny Fenton

“Omg(oh my ghost) I’m a HUGE FAN of your work”

I? I NEED this to be in his night club. Just? This ratty looking, skrungly, "oh this one DEFINITELY bites", who knows if he has EVER had his shots, lookin eternal tweenager. Suspicious stains on his grimy, engineering track, college hoodie. Baby lil fangies. The most BEAUTIFUL effervescent nebula crown of ice and starlight you have ever seen.

Genuine shard of Divinity atop that empty lil head.

That right there is a pillar of the cosmos. Nothing compared to HIM, mind you. But still. Probably has some hoity toity Big Important job doing something or other, that Lucifer does not care about and arguably outclasses. If he CARED to prove it. He does not. Why is this in his establishment?

Oh wait, it's complementing me. Never mind then. Carry on.

Cause Danny DOES have that effect on people? Weirdly enough? In his eyes it's basically like making friends with Sam all over again, but the ADVANCED version. And to everyone else it's just?? N... no?? Buddy, my guy, no... it's NOT.

But the himbo gene has already kicked in.

That weird AF, bizarrely lucky, oddly charming, Fenton... EVERYTHING, has already kicked it. And frankly? It can only be Divine. Honestly, fuck you, big guy. I see what you're doing. Am I still keeping him? Yes. Yes I am. But STILL... fuck you.

Because frankly? The Fentons HAVE to be A Project(tm) to have survived as long as they have. To have developed that SPECIFIC brand of "I am bizarrely Precious Little Guy shaped to Terrifying God Monsters" coupled with "sure I'll throw myself off this cliff! *does so* why?"

Because? Can't cause problems if you have a High Maintenance Lil Guy, CAN you, Morningstar?

Lucifer: *read at 12:34* Bet.

But?? He's still? So... perfectly Lil Guy shaped. All defiance and snark, cleverness and wonder, a sense of freedom, goodness, DRENCHED in death, literally a KING so HELLO power over power, and? Look at all those souls! Including Concepts! What a nice place to go~

Through the cracks and out of Dear ol Dads house. Too the great and endless Nothing. Afterlife of no one. Of which, they all became. It's like "a trip to the boonies."

Just? This impossibly put together, charming, dangerous Being.... and his feral trash goblin (wearing a jarringly beautiful crown) on a child leash. He's acting like this is perfectly normal. Are... are you supposed to ignore? The possibly rabid teen, who's giggling madly over archaic scrolls of what looks like galaxies, and covered in motor oil and day glow bits of green goo? This is a fine dining establishment.

He's sitting on the floor.

You watch him absent mindedly reach up and smack blindly around the table until he finds the edge of the bread basket, never looking away from the every shifting notes (that give you a piercing migraine just to LOOK at, much less try and read), before grabbing it and yanking the entire thing off the table. Shoving an entire break stick into his mouth. You look back at the man across from you.

He looks amused, as he lounges back, in his bespoke suit and expensive cologne, like a dragon watching a mouse sweat. Somehow the usual dance of veiled threats and word play, mind games and philosophical turns of phrase... is so much... harder? To manage?

Unwillingly you eyes keep dragging back to the... what, 14? 15? Year old boy in child harness. It's... it's space themed. Gives him a little "jet pack".

He steal your soup. Bowl and all.

Just... just drinks from the shallow bowl one handedly like it's his morning coffee.

What the FUCK is happening?

Lucifer's still in his, very much Never Get Them Wet, worth more then you are, bespoke suit and shoes. Stays perfectly dry.

They are ALSO doing this in the night club.

The only one getting wet is Danny. He ends up in a nice, fashionable, suit. And reacts like a cat put in a "lil outfit".

This is the most fun Lucifer's had in YEARS. He's such a melodramatic little gremlin. Lucifer isn't even stopping him from leaving. Not a DROP of power to contain the child. Danny's just... just letting this happen. *says him with the hose again*

*Danny does his best impression of a drowned plague rat*

And??? If we go with "ghosts fight to socialize"? Well~ OBVIOUSLY Lucifer have to provide ENRICHMENT for his new *checks notes* he's been told not to call him a pet, because you humans made it WEIRD. So... purse ghost.

Because? I'm pretty sure he hates actually having to fight? He LEFT that nonsense! Thus *gestures around him* night club! But sometimes people don't get the HINT. Luckily?

New attack chihuahua.

Get um, Jr. *14 year old "death from above"s you from the rafters*

The hilarious part is gonna be trying to pry EITHER of them from the cold dead hands of the other. Or getting Lucifer to admit to liking Danny any time within the next few millennium. Because? OBVIOUSLY no child would WANT to hang out with this guy, right? He's not safe. He's cruel, misanthropic, and slander number three!

......Morningstar probably kidnapped him.

For evil! Probably.

(But also? The concept? Of Lucifer trying... and Somehow FAILING despite his incredible power, to keep this mangy lil shit Clean and Presentable? Because Danny was basicly DESIGN to be bait, Lucifer knows that, doesn't care, but can't help but twitch over him not Staying Clean? Like?

.....he took his eyes off you for FIVE SECONDS. *smacks with newspaper* drop it! Spit out the lesser demon! You! Will give! Yourself! Heartburn!! Drop it! *Danny, chews faster*)

@stealingyourbones has made some delightful food abominations, which taught me I can replace the water in bread with almost any liquid.

So I tried Miso.

The yeast loved it and frothed up super fast. Mixing miso broth with the egg and oil smelled funky. The dough didn’t rise any fluffier than usual but the texture feels good. Then I decided to roll in some black garlic and green onion. I’d add nori crumbled up but I ran out.

This is amazing. It tastes like if miso soup was solid. The flavor is immaculate. It’s just missing the nori flavor. I can add that next time because I am 100% making this again.

Yes! I love sharing recipes! @lady-jeleania

Here’s my Gma Vesta’s hamburger bun recipe:

1 Tbsp yeast

1/2 cup warm water (miso broth)

- mix together and let it froth up

1 1/2 cup warm water (miso broth)

1/2 cup sugar

1 1/2 tsp salt

1 egg

1/4 cup olive oil

- mix all together, then add frothy yeast

5 1/2 - 6ish cups flour

- mix in slowly with a fork until it’s hard to stir with the fork, then stir together with hands until it stops sticking to your skin when you rub your hands together.

- knead the dough about 10min until it starts pushing back (it gets springy)

Let the dough rest for 30min.

(I make a redneck proof box by microwaving a cup of water and quickly replacing the water with the dough bowl and shutting the door to give it a warm place to nap. Do not microwave the dough itself by reflex.)

Roll out the dough and add any flavors you like. For the miso soup bread I chopped up a couple black garlics, and a handful of green onion. Roll it up like cinnamon rolls, cut into 12, and roll each into a ball shape.

Stick in a greased 9x13 casserole dish and let the dough rise to double size. (About 40min-1hr depending on how warm your kitchen is.) (the redneck proof box won’t fit my casserole dish so I stick the rolls on top of the oven while it preheats with a dish towel over it.)

Preheat the oven to 350 and when the dough looks nice and squishy bake it for 20min.

You can brush butter on top if you want. That would look pretty and help a sprinkling of furikake stick after you pull it out of the oven. If you wanna up the miso taste you can also spread a very thin layer of miso paste in before you roll it up with the other fillings. I’m gonna try that next time.

A whole lot of people really disliked Disney's Wish movie.

OK, so what I've heard from my dubious internet sources is that, in Wish, there's a kingdom where the king is a wizard who can grant wishes. He grants one wish per month to a citizen of the kingdom. To live in his kingdom, you have to give your wish to him, which turns it into a glowing blue ball and makes you forget it. The wizard picks and choses which wishes to grant, and is a bit egotistical. He may possibly eat wishes he doesn't grant in order to fuel his magic? Unclear.

This is apparently turbo evil.

Anyway, the protagonist is a girl living in this kingdom named... Asha? I think? And Asha makes a wish on a star, which makes a marketable plushie star come down to her. She and the plushie have adventures which include making a bunch of animals, trees, and mushrooms join in a musical number with questionable grammar.

Together, they convince the populace (and also the wizard's wife???) to stage a revolution, because the wizard isn't granting their wishes specifically (no one in the kingdom can do math I guess). This makes the wizard go super turbo ultra evil and he uses a spell that makes everyone kneel using vines, but they use the power of friendship to murder him Disney villain death style.

Now, from what I've heard, one of the reasons the plot is so random (according to dubious internet sources, again, I have not actually watched it) and a lot of the songs don't really make sense is that the marketable plushie was supposed to be the protagonist's love interest and those songs were written as duets.