Princess Bubblegum Autism Moments

every year there are apparently a bunch of people who are vehemently against cishets being within 20 feet of a pride parade, and these people are apparently numerous and influential enough that their viewpoint needs to be addressed and opposed constantly

personally I have never encountered one of these people. but from the plethora of defiant responses to them that one reads each June, surely they must exist

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children

MR THUNDER THIGHS

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

People have been saying stuff for years at this point