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tim gets headaches often because i said so totally not because i get headaches and migraines often (it is)
So many people who love generative AI don't have a creative bone in their body and can't imagine anyone actually enjoying the time and effort it takes to write something or draw something.
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funnily enough this is similar to one of the very first asks I ever sent you--and I know chartic's read it so -surely- there's been some degree of osmosis......
What do you know about king of all webcomics Kill Six Billion Demons?
Unfortunately for you the K6BD potential in my head is so high compared to the surrounding landscape that it seeps out pretty much immediately. Chartic's always like "read the sidestories and examine the maps closely" but that's too much for me. All endings are false and she is a consummate liar. It's got really great art, though the composition of panels is sheer havoc. I only read a little bit and from what I remember it's about a sorority girl who enters some hellworld to save her boyfriend. And... she has to kill six billion demons first? Defeat demiurges, reach heaven through violence? All I know are the memes Chartic sends me. Like there's this one where a giant woman opens her mouth to speak sternly but gets pelted with human figures. There's one demon character whose full name is Coca Cola. The others are named things like 81 Celery Stalk Up The Hole and 54 Circular Saw Digs Into My Ankle.
dash osmosis: homestuck
Story: In the distant future of 2006 a bunch of annoying teenagers are playinig a video game when the world ends and they are selected to make the new one. Then ??? and then the trolls who what everyone actually cares about show up. Very very multimedia, the trolls all had different insufferable little gimmicks of how they typed, best soundtrack of any webcomic ever. Vriska did nothing wrong. The main protagonist is kind of officially transfem but kind of not? The zodiac is involved somehow. I presume there is some kind of villain? Oh, and the trolls had the 4-quadrant shipping thing.
Production: Like one of those siilicone valley startups where everyone from management on down drinks the koolaid and works 12 hour days for a year straight, but for a webcomic. The act structure in the table of contents looks like self-parody. The ending was contreversial and all attempts at sequels or spinoffs have been utter messes.

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i don't usually make these kinds of posts but in the tags tell me what symbolic imagery you associate yourself with i'm curious. personally i associate myself with eye injuries, the color red, and scorpions.
scrunching my face real hard rn
agemaxing by working 5 jobs and looking 60 by 25
Aging is *literally* the process of your body breaking down like an ancient and damaged machine. It's the epitome of the REAL definition of "degeneration" and people act like it's some sort of "beautiful natural process" no bitch it's literally a disease. It's a built-in kill switch your body has and science has proven this kill switch can be turned off with the right treatments.
Same goes for death itself. "Natural" body death can also be stopped with the right treatments - in fact, there's a lot of overlap between anti-aging treatments that could exist in the next couple decades and the anti-death treatments that could show up in a similar amount of time.
Ok I guess. But it happens to everyone, it’s inevitable, and trying to stop it only cause self-hate. Might as well embrace it
Can people actually fucking do some research before replying with dumbass shit like this? Seriously HOW ARE YOU THIS MOTHERFRUCKING STUPID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
IT IS SPECIFICALL:Y NOT NATURAL
AGING IS YOUR BODY LITERALLY BREAKING DOWN AND FALLING APART YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! IT CAN BE PREVENTED VIA TREATMENTS THAT YOUR BODY ALREADY DOES!!!!!
Do your fucking research before you tell me I'm wrong about something. Because I didd o my research and I'm sick of stupid people like you saying stupid fucking buillshit like this. KYS, cunt
great job telling someone to kill themselves over a harmless post! Maybe you should go touch grass!
ITS NOIT HARMLESS TO SAY THAT AGING IS NATURAL YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKING BITCH
YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO SPREAD MISINFORMATION YOU STUPID WORTHLESS SACK OF SHIT
Cranky because you can't stop the concept of linear time, aren't you?
HOW CAN YOU BE THIS MOTHERFUCKING STUPID DO SOME MOTHERFUCKING RESEARCH YOU DUMB FUCKING CUNT INSTEAD OF SPREADING REACTIONARY BULLSHIT I HAVE PROVIDED SOURCES NOW LOOK AT THEM OR GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH
hey dude
they didn’t take the chill pill
22 years old and you're like this? smh no but fr put on sunscreen. that's it. that's the only "anti-aging" shit that matters and honestly it's there to prevent skin cancer. fuck looking young, i just don't want cancer. for me or for you
Thank you all for a fantastic post-reading experience, wasn't expecting to see someone saying "kys" in reply to being told humans are mortal
IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND WHAT IS THIS??????????????????????????????????????????
Look if you wanna post female scout as a hottie in a tube top be my guest. When people make Gijinka of candy bars or whatever they give them great looks too.
But if you want to make something resembling Canon Scout and not just a brunette jock, you need to aim for something more like if Asa Mitaka was into track and field. She should be at least a little lame. If she's picking up anyone it's dirt bags and losers.
"If Asa Mitaka was into track and field" brutal. Brutal. just describing Taylor Hebert over here
i appreciated this study: "They Can't Read Very Well: A Study of the Reading Comprehension Skills Of English Majors At Two Midwestern Universities"
essentially, a pair of professors set out to test their intuitive sense that students at the college level were struggling with complex text. they recruited 85 students, a mix of english majors and english education majors - so, theoretically, people focusing on literature, and people preparing to teach adolescents how to read literature - and had them read-while-summarizing the first seven paragraphs of dickens's bleak house (or as much as they made it through in the 20 minute session). they provided dictionaries and also said students could use their phones to look up whatever they wanted, including any unfamiliar words or references. they found that the majority of the students - 58%, or 49 out of the 85 students - functionally could not understand dickens at all, and only 5% - a mere 4 out of the 85 students - proved themselves proficient readers (leaving the remaining 38%, or 32 students, as what the study authors deemed "competent" students, most of whom could understand about half the literal meaning - pretty low bar for competence - although a few of whom, they note, did much better than the rest in this group if not quite well enough to be considered proficient).
what i really appreciated about this study was its qualitative descriptions of the challenges and reading behaviors of what the authors call "problematic readers" (that bottom 58%), which resonated strongly with my own experiences of students who struggle with reading. here's their blunt big picture overview of these 49 students:
The majority of these subjects could understand very little of Bleak House and did not have effective reading tactics. All had so much trouble comprehending concrete detail in consecutive clauses and phrases that they could not link the meaning of one sentence to the next. Although it was clear that these subjects did try to use various tactics while they read the passage, they were not able to use those tactics successfully. For example, 43 percent of the problematic readers tried to look up words they did not understand, but only five percent were able to look up the meaning of a word and place it back correctly into a sentence. The subjects frequently looked up a word they did not know, realized that they did not understand the sentence the word had come from, and skipped translating the sentence altogether.
the idea that they had so many trouble with every small piece of a text that they could not connect ideas on a sentence by sentence basis is very familiar to me from teaching and tutoring, as was the habit of thought seen in the example of the student who gloms on to the word "whiskers" in a sea of confusion and guesses incorrectly that a cat is present - struggling readers, in my experience, seem to use familiar nouns as stepping stones in a flood of overwhelm, hopping as best they can from one seemingly familiar image to the next. so was this observation, building off the example of a student who misses the fact that dickens is being figurative when he imagines a megalodon stalking the streets of london:
She first guesses that the dinosaur is just “bones” and then is stuck stating that the bones are “waddling, um, all up the hill” because she can see that Dickens has the dinosaur moving. Because she cannot logically tie the ideas together, she just leaves her interpretation as is and goes on to the next sentence. Like this subject, most of the problematic readers were not concerned if their literal translations of Bleak House were not coherent, so obvious logical errors never seemed to affect them. In fact, none of the readers in this category ever questioned their own interpretations of figures of speech, no matter how irrational the results. Worse, their inability to understand figurative language was constant, even though most of the subjects had spent at least two years in literature classes that discussed figures of speech. Some could correctly identify a figure of speech, and even explain its use in a sentence, but correct responses were inconsistent and haphazard. None of the problematic readers showed any evidence that they could read recursively or fix previous errors in comprehension. They would stick to their reading tactics even if they were unhappy with the results.
i have seen this repeatedly, too - actually i was particularly taken with how similar this is to the behavior of struggling readers at much younger ages - and would summarize the hypothesis i have forged over time as: struggling readers do not expect what they read to make sense. my hypothesis for why this is the case is that their reading deficits were not attended to or remediated adequately early enough, and so, in their formative years - the early to mid elementary grades - they spent a lot of time "reading" things that did not make sense to them - in fact they spent much more time doing this than they ever did reading things that did make sense to them - and so they did not internalize a meaningful subjective sense of what it feels like to actually read things.
like, i've said this before, but the year i taught third grade i had multiple students who told me they loved reading and then when i asked them about a book they were reading revealed that they had absolutely no idea what was going on - on a really basic literal level like "didn't know who said which lines of dialogue" and "couldn't identify which things or characters given pronouns referred to" - and were as best as i could tell sort of constructing their own story along the way using these little bits of things they thought they understood. that's what "reading" was, in their heads. and they were, in the curriculum/model that we used at the private school where i taught, receiving basically no support to clarify that that was not what reading was, nor any instruction that would actually help them with what they needed to do to improve (understand sentences) - and i realized over the course of that year that the master's program that had certified me in teaching elementary school had provided me with very little understanding of how to help these kids (with perhaps the sole exception of the class i took on communications disorders, not because these kids had communications disorders but because that was the only class where we ever talked, even briefly, about things like sentence structures that students may need instruction in and practice with to comprehend independently). when it comes to the literal, basic understanding of a text, the model of reading pedagogy i was taught has about 6 million little "tools" that all boil down to telling kids who functionally can't read to try harder to read. this is not productive, in my experience and opinion, for kids whose maximum effort persistently yields confusion. but things are so dysfunctional all the way up and down the ladder that you can be a senior in college majoring in english without anyone but a pair of professors with a strong work ethic noticing that you can't actually read.
couple other notes:
obviously it's a small study but i'm not sure i see a reason to believe these are particularly outlierish results (ACT scores - an imperfect metric but not a meritless one IMO for reading specifically, where the task mostly really is to read a set of texts written for the educated layperson and answer factual questions about them - were a little bit above the national average)
the study was published last year, but the research was conducted january to april 2015. so there's no pandemic influence, no AI issue - these are millennials who now would span roughly ages 28-32 (i guess it's possible one of the four first-year students was one of the very first members of gen z lol). if you're in your late 20s or early 30s, we are talking about people your age, and whatever the culprit is here, it was happening when you were in school.
i think some people might want to blame this on NCLB but i find this unconvincing for a variety of reasons. first of all, NCLB did not pass because everyone in 2001 agreed that education was super hunky-dory; in fact, the sold a story podcast outlines how an explicit goal of NCLB was to train teachers in systematic phonics instruction, because that was not the norm when NCLB was passed, and an unfortunate outcome was that phonics became politicized in ed world. second, anyone who understands anything about reading should need about ten minutes max to spend some time on standardized test prep and recognize that if your goal is truly to maximize scores... then the vast majority of your instructional time should be spent on improving actual reading skills because you actually can't meaningfully game these tests by "practicing main idea questions" (timothy shanahan addresses this briefly near the top of this post). so i find it very difficult to believe that any school that pivoted to multiple choice drill time in an attempt to boost reading scores was teaching reading effectively pre-NCLB, because no set of competent literacy professionals would think that would work even for the goal of raising test scores. third, NCLB mandated yearly testing in grades 3-8 but only one test year in high school; kansas set its reading and math test year in high school as tenth grade. so theoretically these kids all had two years of sweet sweet freedom from NCLB in which their teachers could have done whatever the fuck they wanted to teach these kids to actually read. the fact that they didn't suggests perhaps there were other problems afoot. fourth, and maybe most saliently for this particular study, the sample text was the first seven paragraphs of a novel - in other words, the exact kind of short incomplete text that NCLB allegedly demanded excessive time spent on. i'm not really sure what universe it makes sense in that students who can't read the first seven paragraphs of a novel would have become much better reader if everything else had been the same but they had been making completely wack associations based on nonsense guesses for all 300 pages instead. (if you read the study it's really clear that for problematic readers, things go off the rails immediately, in a way that a good program targeted at teaching mastery of text of 500 words or less would have done something about.)
all but 3 of the students reported A's and B's in their english classes and, again, 69% of them are juniors and seniors, so like... i mean idk kudos to these professors for being like "hold up can these kids actually read?" but clearly something is wack at the college level too [in 2015] if you can make your way through nearly an entire english major without being able to read the first seven paragraphs of a dickens novel. (once again i really do encourage you to look at the qualitative samples in the study, lest you think i am being uncharitable by summarizing understandable misunderstandings or areas of confusion that may resolve themselves with further exposure to the text as "can't read.") not to mention the fact that most students could not what they had learned in previous or current english classes and when asked to name british and american authors and/or works of the nineteenth century, roughly half the sample at each college could name at most one.
the authors of the study are struck by the fact that students who cannot parse the first 3 sentences of bleak house feel very confident about their ability to read the entire novel, and discover that this seeming disconnect is resolved by the fact that these students seem to conceptualize "reading" as "skimming and then reading sparknotes." i think it's really tempting to Kids These Days this phenomenon (although again these are people who in some cases have now been in the workforce for a decade) and categorize it as laziness or a lack of effort, but i think that there is, as i described above, a real and sincere confusion over what "reading" is in which this makes a certain logical sense because it's not like they have some store of actual reading experiences to compare it to. i also think it's pretty obvious looking at just how wildly severed from actual textual comprehension their readings are that these are not - or at least not entirely - students who could just work harder and master the entirety of bleak house all on their own. like i don't think you get from "charles dickens is describing a bunch of dinosaur bones actually walking the streets of london" to comfortably reading nineteenth century literature by just trying harder. i really just don't (and i say that acknowledging i personally have had students who like... were good readers if i was forcing them to work at it constantly... but i have also had students, including ones getting ready to enter college, who were clearly giving me everything they had and what they had was at the present moment insufficient). i think that speaks to a missing skillset that they don't know are missing, because they don't have any other experience of "reading" to compare it to.
just wanna highlight again that although they don't give the breakdown some of these students are not just english majors but english education majors a.k.a. the high school english teachers of tomorrow. some of them may be teaching high school english right now, in case anyone wishes to consider whether "maybe some high school english teachers can't read the first seven paragraphs of bleak house?" should be kept in mind when we discuss present-day educational ills.
i have this fantasy of being able to show fat loser straight men that they're really hot, because i'm a girl but my taste in men is a holdover from my gay boy era. it doesn't usually play out the way it does in my head, though. like they usually just kinda don't believe me, or sometimes they'll have suicidal breakdowns in my dms and tell me later it was because they were insecure about only being attractive to a trans girl. i wanna read or write something that's just about this dynamic actually working out the way i want it to
one interaction i kept seeing on twitter while i was still on there was just, a woman posting some meme about how she likes fat guys or nerds or autistic losers and then being absolutely beat to death in the quote tweets by fucking men trying to call her bluff. like, "they're lying, btw" or "when they say dadbod they mean chubby linebacker" or "yeah right, i bet this is the nerd shes talking about [stock photo hot guy with glasses]" and then they turn around like "ladies.... if you compliment a man, it'll be the first time he's ever heard anything nice in his entire life" like bitch do you want me to fix the male loneliness epidemic or not
god i feel this to the very depths of my bones
there is a reason why i keep going back to 4chan, its because on some level i do really like opinionated angry nerds, i really genuenly like them, i feel i could hang with the anime club guys from gunshow, i could hang with the entvile club dudes, i could hear them ramble for hours about how comics are shit today.
but also that is just a fantasy, when you hang out with people like that in real life you realize quickly enough that they are a fucking tar pit, its just drains your energy while giving very little in return
As a fat nerdy guy who's perpetually single, I've thought about my own position a lot. And part of the problem is just a dissonance between the world I've been led to believe is real and the world I experience. Like I can understand intellectually that there are people who are actually, not-just-settling-for-less attracted to guys who look like me, but accepting it as an emotional truth is really hard. Wrapping my head around that has been the work of my entire lifetime and I still feel a shock of doubt in my gut when I see anyone finding someone like me physically attractive.
Other responders in the notes have made the point that it's also a problem of vulnerability. If I can't just claim I'm not physically attractive and that's why I'm single, I have to accept that it's entirely because of my personality defects and my own hangups. I have to admit that it's not that I can't believe someone finds me attractive: I don't find myself attractive, physically or emotionally. I have to learn to accept myself, understand myself. And that's a thousand times harder than just being bitter and lonely. It's also part of the reason it took me so long to admit to myself I'm bi. It's a little victory in the war against toxic male socialization that underpins all these paranoid self-sabotaging instincts. Maybe, if I can love myself a little more, I'll understand how someone else could love me, too. And how I could love them back.

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I want to do a series of polls, and for this I need information. Reblog if you consider yourself a part of wormblr.
Prisoner's dilemma poll. So not look at tags until you vote. After you vote see what prev did and gain points based on the list below
Selfish Choice
Cooperative Choice
Both Selfish; you each lose 2 points
You Selfish, prev Cooperative; You gain 2 points
You Cooperative, prev Selfish; You lose 1 point
Both Cooperative; You Each gain 1.5 points
(ps make sure to say what you voted)
Making this post long so you have to scroll to see prev's tags.
Dashboard poetry
young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the alps but with the exact same tone and fractured identity of disco elysium. not the events themselves, they're all mundane and low stakes. but it's written the same way as DE
Your character is still a trainwreck alcoholic, of course. She doesn't have a Kim-like partner to keep her focused on the case though, her determination to find this cat is entirely self motivated. She needs a win. God, please she needs a win just this once.
Please god give her a win
I do love it when a narrowly targeted indie RPG's rules get popular for entirely unrelated applications, so now we're just stuck with this dorkass piece of nomenclature forever. You're playing as the cast of Scooby-Doo and the system you're using for that is something called "the Apocalypse Engine".
One of the best new systems for high-stakes solo journaling games was originally designed for a scenario about dying on a derelict starship, so every game that wants to use it is branded "Wretched and Alone", which sounds like the rules themselves are judging you for playing solo journaling games.
I'm somewhat saddened by some of the ones that never quite caught on, very fond of "Powered by Lesbians"

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You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.
It may not be apparent to everyone how to easily find out who wrote the poem in the tags, so: @mumblesplash
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So wherever you look, be it near or far,
know Hope can be found wherever you are.
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Pics for the main character of one of the Worm fanfics I'm working on in my spare time.