drea baea

im going to be real rn i completely understand where hamlet is coming from because if my dad died and then my mom married his brother a MONTH AFTER HIS FUNERAL and THEN everyone told me to just get over it already because everybody dies and THEN i talked to my dad's ghost and tried to get some semblance of closure after his death and he told me "cut the bullshit im burning my sins off in hell rn but its not a big deal listen up your uncle murdered me you gotta get revenge for me" i would also do an acrobatic fucking pirouette backwards off the handle

Literally everybody does have that friend named Polonius that hides behind their tapestries

this is one of my most “the sink helps with water” dumbest thoughts but this morning i was so absurdly grateful that we have a calendar cycle i almost cried. like what if instead of looping back through months everything was just an incredibly long series of numerically ordered days without pattern. that would be soooooo depressing but instead we live in a beautiful world where we actually have chance after chance because there will be more junes!!!!!

@midnightpointeshoes

heavily support.

do thou amend thy face and i shall amend my life by the way.

justice for peto my man didn't deserve this

people who write poetry are so scary literally how the fuck did you do that

can confirm, i question how the fuck i did that too

falstaffe found dead in miami

is he okay

he’s alright but he died

english lit professor really came straight out the gate today with 'shakespeare? more like shakesQUEER' and i think that's beautiful

@sparklyshakespeare @perse-persecution @midnightpointeshoes

yeah Romeo and Juliet suuucks they should’ve both survived at the end and lived happily ever after instead. but of course the writer kills them both off for shock value.

They also should've been garden gnomes

@midnightpointeshoes

AWWWWWWW

well yeah how is shakespeare gonna recognize a blue hedgehog when he’s dead

i have misunderstood the post

Sonics dead?

As Shakespeare i can confirm i recognize sonic and i dont piss on the poor