Just some new twist to my clowning

If you are super into nice long walks on the beach waves lapping at your feet wind in your hair collecting pretty rocks and shells then The Worst Thing In The World that can happen to you is if a bunch of people decide that long beach walks make you a better more mindful thoughtful individual everyone should be beach walking it’s just the greatest pastime superior to any other lame kind of walking or body-fascism-supporting exercise If You Don’t Walk for a long time on a beach at least once you’re not getting into heaven 😇

THIS IS HOW WE GET POSERS!!!!!

*Poseurs.

oh do you use the toilette as well

[runs away sad crying]

:( come back.. i love france… their fries are so lovely…

Keep your stupid Freedom Fries!

[katana slice sfx] [dramatic wince backwards] [sprite flickering] [dramatic announcement voice] CRITICAL HIT!!!

If you are super into nice long walks on the beach waves lapping at your feet wind in your hair collecting pretty rocks and shells then The Worst Thing In The World that can happen to you is if a bunch of people decide that long beach walks make you a better more mindful thoughtful individual everyone should be beach walking it’s just the greatest pastime superior to any other lame kind of walking or body-fascism-supporting exercise If You Don’t Walk for a long time on a beach at least once you’re not getting into heaven 😇

THIS IS HOW WE GET POSERS!!!!!

*Poseurs.

oh do you use the toilette as well

[runs away sad crying]

:( come back.. i love france… their fries are so lovely…

If you are super into nice long walks on the beach waves lapping at your feet wind in your hair collecting pretty rocks and shells then The Worst Thing In The World that can happen to you is if a bunch of people decide that long beach walks make you a better more mindful thoughtful individual everyone should be beach walking it’s just the greatest pastime superior to any other lame kind of walking or body-fascism-supporting exercise If You Don’t Walk for a long time on a beach at least once you’re not getting into heaven 😇

THIS IS HOW WE GET POSERS!!!!!

*Poseurs.

oh do you use the toilette as well

If you are super into nice long walks on the beach waves lapping at your feet wind in your hair collecting pretty rocks and shells then The Worst Thing In The World that can happen to you is if a bunch of people decide that long beach walks make you a better more mindful thoughtful individual everyone should be beach walking it’s just the greatest pastime superior to any other lame kind of walking or body-fascism-supporting exercise If You Don’t Walk for a long time on a beach at least once you’re not getting into heaven 😇

THIS IS HOW WE GET POSERS!!!!!

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

No Homo We Smokin Penisas

I am having a full throttle giggle attack…I am dying. I need to get off this app & get chicken & pasta stat!!!!

So so so fucking real

I love in yuri when they talk about their feelings and shit

If you are super into nice long walks on the beach waves lapping at your feet wind in your hair collecting pretty rocks and shells then The Worst Thing In The World that can happen to you is if a bunch of people decide that long beach walks make you a better more mindful thoughtful individual everyone should be beach walking it’s just the greatest pastime superior to any other lame kind of walking or body-fascism-supporting exercise If You Don’t Walk for a long time on a beach at least once you’re not getting into heaven 😇

this post was originally about het femdom. For the record

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat