Just some new twist to my clowning

might experiment with leaving blog search turned on for a week. any post >2 years old i don't endorse. apologies in advance for any tag spam that retroactively results

>than 1.5 years old really

tagging @disniq i think you'll like these guys

Most things have a secret cuteness if you look deep enough

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

i really hate the way the "boobs vs butt" thing got broken down into this implicit idea that butt is the nobler stance. it's really stupid. personally im a woman guy. [realizes how that sounds] [purses my lips in thought] [nods confidently] im a woman guy

@pokemoniker

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now