Just some new twist to my clowning

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>than 1.5 years old really

like maybe i'm crazy but i don't think you should be allowed to keep twenty-one babies in your fucking mansion to be raised by an army of nannies even if they are not all obviously battered maybe i'm just freaking the fuck out for no reason but i think that should not be allowed i don't think you should be able to do that!!!!! IDK!!!!! IDK BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Letting the ashes pile up til you start sneezin'

yeha this guy did have ~30 plastic boxes of unlabeled(?) cremated remains stored in like his attic that he forgot to send to the people. And only the one corpse in the hearse. But you do also have eg mortician hiding 20 straight up rotting corpses just in a room in the funeral home out of sight out of mind. But not out of smell

Naming your president farm babies after statesmen is such a wild example of like, affirmations, right?

What if they hired Supernanny? Would that improve the childrens' odds?

not even supernanny can make up for a complete lack of social stimulus in early childhood 😔 she can't play with 21 toddlers at once

purportedly this guy's plan was to have as many kids as possible to increase the likelihood that one of his children will be president of the united states or some shit and then you look at how it went in practice like. All of these kids are traumatized i bet a lot of them will be severely developmentally delayed and possibly physically disabled BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU JUST CHUCK TWENTY KIDS IN A ROOM WITH A BUNCH OF ABUSIVE NANNIES!!!! YOU WILL NOT HACK THE SYSTEM THERE IS A REASON NOBODY DOES THIS

there is some brain virus that infects right people genuinely you never hear about like. the middle class doing this shit they just have tons of kids because of like cultural expectations and it caps at like 12 it's just the tech real estate billionaires deciding to propogate their seed with hundreds of surrogates and raising their kids with an army of nannys like some childrearing factory what is going on with these guys

is it just a resources thing. if you give 10,000 men unlimited money n% are like Finally i can live my dream of Owning The Gene Pool

i know this is stupid unenforcable but in the dark era of my rule i'm capping the amount of kids in a single household to like. 5. maybe six. any more than that some fuck ass shit is going on 100%

the brady bunch and that whole oeuvre put this romantic idea of large families into people's head but that should STAY in FICTION irl anyone who wants that is like an evil nutcase