Just some new twist to my clowning

3 episodes into Kamen Rider Ryuki here's my current theory: Shinji Kido stays employed because even though he kinda sucks and his coworkers are all kinda sick of his shit, keeping him around is good for morale so instead of firing him he's shrimply going to lose part of his paycheck again to cover the glass he just broke.

Explaining Shinji Kido to an American: Imagine an oupy dog that sucks

3 episodes into Kamen Rider Ryuki here's my current theory: Shinji Kido stays employed because even though he kinda sucks and his coworkers are all kinda sick of his shit, keeping him around is good for morale so instead of firing him he's shrimply going to lose part of his paycheck again to cover the glass he just broke.

Explaining Shinji Kido to an American: Imagine an oupy dog that sucks

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

Butch won’t be my companion. He’s like you’re too intense. You must’ve turned on that computer like 50 times in a row last time.

What’s really funny about lowering your karma this way is that after you do a major good Karma action and listen to the radio, the radio DJ Three Dog will be like this horrible fucker from vault 101 we all hate him so much you know that guy? He did another fucking thing. He saved a thousand orphans.

Something that tilts me about the way online culture has developed is that it feels like no one knows how to be a proper fucking provocateur anymore. Like people have been making "edgy" art for as long as the written word has existed but there is a certain social contract that comes with putting something out into the world that you know will offend people, which is that the offense is to be expected. It annoys me to no end when someone puts something out into the world that is so obviously offensive in some way shape or form and then spends all day complaining about people trying to "cancel" them or that no one respects "free expression" or that their critics are being "puritanical" or whatever. Like I'm sorry if you're going to say something obviously provocative I don't wanna hear you whining like a little bitch baby when people are provoked. Cause like no shit my guy what did you think was going to happen????

the tactful and conscientious ecchi fan would like to ask whats sorts of stuff you can put up with