Fuchs, du hast die Gans gestohlen

Does anyone care if the boulder is happy does anyone imagine the boulder to be happy? Or is everything about that other guy

The boulder is happy because every time the guy gets it up the top it gets to roll down and go weeeeeeeeee. The boulder thinks how kind it is of Sysiphus to keep rolling it up so it could once again experience joy. The boulder sees him as a friend

The boulder is happy, no need to imagine.

BANDIT PLATE

image description: screenshot of a menu. it’s centered on the beginning of the children’s menu, titled “Just for Kids”, and the first item on that menu, which reads “"Bandit” Plate: you are getting a plate with cutlery and you can steal some food from your parents 0,00€" /end description

the evolution of emo was intense 

It is a truth universally acknowledged,

Hey tumblr friends, in case I haven't told you lately, I have no idea what the FUCK half of you are on about and I WISH I didn't know what the rest of you are on about. Great work. Keep it up.

Half of the chapters in The Name of the Rose are like “In which Adso and William get up to Indiana Jones-style hijinks in the torture matrix library and someone gets murdered in an insane fashion” and the other half are “In which the monks debate whether Jesus ever shaved his legs for twenty pages straight”

Installation art haters don't know how to sit in an uncomfortable room that makes you feel something you've never felt before

i have adhd, ive already against my will immersed myself in every possible form of discomfort just to get a little smackerel of stimulation, come back when it makes me feel something good ive never felt before.

i have adhd and your mom's giving me a little smackerel of stimulation on my cock to make me feel something good ive never felt before

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*

I need to tell you, the sound is VERY important, and the final frame of the video is 👌👌👌.

ㅤ

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

Because it's also evil

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

You meet god

Whole, in one gulp.

Father of the Muffin Boy

Car's haunted

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

into the sky, where it turns into stars

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

....Ah