Howdy Y'all

Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you

Okay we've seen the upper limits of what an astronomical budget for filmmaking can do. Let's cap the budget at $500,000 for a few years and see what film teams forced to get creative and utilize unknown actors produce.

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

foresees your doom but doesnt say anything

I think one of the best things you can do as any kind of creative is to draw more inspiration from things completely outside of your artistic medium

(with the enthusiasm of a sigma grindset guy telling you to get a side hustle) you gotta be waking up and saying stuff like "this chinese shadow puppet play really makes me want to write a ttrpg"

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

this is how we should generate power for cities

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer