Da Junk Boss: Aksul Krumpskragga

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

Can’t believe he’s ace

the high geologist has ascended

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

I love this too much.

I gotta say right now I'm loving every second of this

good man, best mayor of Goodneighbor, 100%

To quote Cave Johnson: "Science isn't about why, it's about WHY NOT!"

I want a knife gun.

finally I can throw choppas at my enemies without messing up and looking like a moron

I need this person to know I would die for them

Every one of these brings tears to my eyes.

Croc and Ball Torture

your opinion on 100gecs is actually governed by the same genome that decides whether or not cilantro tastes like soap to you

What If cilantro tastes like cock

check out Machine Girl

What in the unholy fuck is that???

Lasandwich

I’ve been on this earth for 28 slutty, slutty years and I’ve never ever heard of canned sandwiches. What the fuck kind of alternate universe did this post come from

where the fuck do you even find these atrocities?

This. Is. Great!!!