Sphinges Have Sparks Too

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

ya empezaron con "memes that transcend languages" cuando son palabras obvias

anglofonos cuando reconocen cognados:

Probably a lot of that is some kind of a feeling of being burned by Below Zero's plot changing pretty heavily during Early Access, forgetting exactly why that happened and that those circumstances simply don't apply here. The development process has clearly been very different from that game, and far more stable even with the Krafton debacle.

he's done this a few times now. the ball pit actively soothes him when he gets mad over puzzles. i could learn something from this

(nudging my liege as we walk past some visibly poisonous black berries) don't they look scrumptious my liege

"perfec t size put baby in Pelican Mouth" gained a new level of visceral horror once i found out how BIG those fuckers can actually get

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine