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Apparently âspiteâ is not an âappropriate answerâ to âWhat motivates you?â
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Someone fire tumbridge please
TUMBRIDGE
yes
this should be the most reblogged post on tumblr before it dies
We need to reblog this so much that the post breaks
Reblog pls
You have my reblog!
This is the main reason for my general annoyance with lack of size regulation in the fashion industryâŚ
menâs pants are labeled by waist and inseam measurement. womenâs pants are labeled by voodoo. even though i do not buy womenâs pants, i can recognize this as objectively dumb.
THE NOTES ON THIS
because i canât stress this enough. this is why i donât let the numbers get to me. as jumpingjacktrash so eloquently said âwomenâs pants are labeled by voodoo.âÂ
BUT THISTHISTHISTHISTHIS
so when boys make fun of girls taking forever to shop and trying everything on
WE FUCKING HAVE TO OR NOTHING WILL FIT
Forever grateful for this post for removing the shame of going into a different store and finding that the pants do not fit me even though I am WEARING the âsame sizeâ pants right that moment.
This bears repeating: âwomenâs pants are labeled by voodoo.â
âwomenâs pants are labelled by voodooâ
All voodoo!
I have two pairs of jeans. Same brand, same style, same size, bought from the same store a couple of months apart. One pair fit perfecrly, the other wouldnât fasten and though both were labeled âaverageâ length, one came to the correct place on my leg and the other had two inches dragging under my heels. I am 5â9â. Average length jeans. Wtf.
other writers: plan out their stories, have their characters figured out and know how theyâre going to grow. write every day, keep hydrated.
me, a goblin: jump in headfirst with only a vague plan and a feeling. who are these characters?????? fuck if i know, we find out as we go! plot what plot? iâm just as surprised at this development as you are. writes only on full moons. only ingests caffeine.Â

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At this point Iâm just waiting for the storm to unload so my headache chills. These things are like clockwork, itâs been happening every day for the past month in about roughly the same timeframe. The atmosphere gets charged around late afternoon then gets dark af and usually just before dinner itâs like the skyâs trying to get us either drowned or fried. So. Apocalyptic clouds, please spit it already, I have things to do and ibuprofen for the kind of headaches I get is a fucking joke. Just rain gdi.
Apparently âspiteâ is not an âappropriate answerâ to âWhat motivates you?â
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I found love Where it wasnât suppose to be Right in front of meâŚ
my desire to write (unstoppable force) vs my inability to concentrate (immovable object)
Cloudâs St. Valentine
Cloud: No, gracias.
Cloud: No estoy interesado.
Cloud: Que no estoy interesado.
Cloud: Ke me da iwĂĄ
Cloud: No, espera⌠igual me interesa.
English
Cloud: No, thanks. Cloud: Iâm not interested. Cloud: Iâm NOT interested. Cloud: I DUN CURR. Cloud: No, wait⌠Maybe Iâm interested after all.

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Genesis: You still turn the fire onâŚ
Genesis: So if youâre feelinâ lonely⌠Donât! Angeal: Whatâs gotten into you?
Genesis: Youâre the only one I EVER WANT!! Angeal: Is he drunk? Sephiroth: Maybe heâs degrading faster than we thought.
To my beloved @airienn and @shruikanceta, hope you like it :D
YAS
Guess who has a new pen tablet :D
I donât regret anything. ITâS AMAZEBALLS and I love it, thx c: -adds to the hoard- âĽ
how to know you are a norse mythology geek:
upon seeing THIS in the thor: ragnarok trailer
you scream, âFENRIR! HI PUPPER!!!!â
IT GOT BETTER OMFG IM CRYING
Yeah⌠me too. I wanna pat the very big pupper.
And this is how The End is stopped.  Not by the gods or goddesses, the other races than man, no.  It is Tumblr.  As a mass running after a now confused and tail tucking Fenrir, whining softly as the crowd chants âPUPPER! PUPPER! PUPPER!â
Better yet: Fenrir escapes his chains and lopes forward to destroy the earth, and is met by a crowd of people. An army, Fenrir thinks, and bares his teeth in a ferocious snarl and charges toward them.
They cheer.
Wait ⌠cheer?
Fenrir slows, confused. He smells no fear, senses no rage. This is ⌠a very strange army.
The first handâweaponless!âreaches for him; he tenses, ready to tear the offending limb to shreds, and lets out a high little yippy whine when it pats him about the ears.
Immediately the noise is reproduced by some four or five of the nearest humans; he smells excitement; more hands are patting him.
Itâs nice.
The humans crowd around him, patting him and scritching him and shuffling around to give others a chance. Voices coo, and make puppy noises, and someone catches just the right spot and he cocks his leg and scratches himself, drawing a multitude of oohs and ahhs and cheers and squees.
At some point, his hunger awakens at the scent of burnt flesh; a human has brought him what he later learns is a hot dog; he swallows it in one bite, to more cheering, and looks around hopefully for more.
It is not long before more is bought: steaks and Big Macs and bacon; it seems like much of the group has brought him a snack of some kind and was hoping for a chance to give it to him.
The End of the World is supposed to be at hand, but Fenrir does not care. His hunger sated, his battle-lust swept away by a tide of gently petting hands, he rolls over, careful not to crush his many companions, and takes a nap.
âWhoâs a good boy?â they ask him, over and over.Â
Is this some psychological warfare, he wonders, designed to undermine his confidence and remind him that he is nothing more than a monster who needs to be chained?Â
âWhoâs a good boy, huh, huh?â âWhoâs my good boy?â â
And then one of them answers the question for him.
âYou are!â
âMe?â he thinks. But if there was any doubt, she confirms it.
âYou are, yes you are.â
Fenrirâs tongue hangs out of his mouth as he grins. âIâm a good boy!â
@lectorel
This is the best thing ever.
This would work. Fenrir was betrayed by gods that he trusted; they feared his strength and tricked him into accepting being bound because he trusted Tyr, his friend. (Loki was not directly involved in selling out his own son; usually Loki is involved any time someone gets tricked by the Aesir, but itâs notable that he was not, here.) The deal was that Tyr would put his arm in Fenrirâs mouth to prove that the gods were acting in good faith when they tied Fenrir up to âlet him prove he could break the chainâ; when he couldnât break the chain, the gods refused to free him, and Fenrir bit Tyrâs arm off, because that was the deal.
So Fenrir has a serious rageboner going on against the Aesir and all of creation; thatâs why he wants to eat the sun and end existence. A huge number of humans validating him, praising him, petting him and giving him yummy treats might actually convince him that, while the Aesir are still assholes and would deserve it if he ate them, he should not eat the sun because Midgardians are totally cool and give him petties.
"Erronkari", bask name for Roncal, is my humble tribute to the people of this beautiful valley located in the Pyrenees of Navarre. âErronkariâ,âŚ

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Irish people; The faeries arenât real
Irish people; No fucking way will I go in that faerie ring
#look#you donât go in a fairy ring and you donât fuck with a stone in the middle of a field#these are just facts#nobody does it#fairies will fuck you up#Ireland#folklore#fairies (Via @false-dawn)
Look, I donât believe in God, but I will not disrespect the Good Gentlemen of the Hills. Thatâs just common sense.
Between this and the Icelanders with their elves I do not understand what is going on above the 50th parallel.
My general rule of thumb: you donât have to believe in everything, but donât fuck with it, just in case.
^^^ that part
This is truer than true. Especially the Irish part.
Let me tell you what I know about this after living here for nearly thirty years.
This is a modern European country, the home of hot net startups, of Internet giants and (in some places, some very few places) the fastest broadband on Earth. People here live in this century, HARD.
Yet they get nervous about walking up that one hill close to their home after dark, because, you know⌠stuff happens there.
I know this because Peter and I live next to One Of Those Hills. There are people in our locality who wouldnât go up our tiny country road on a dark night for love or money. What they make of us being so close to it for so long without harm coming to us, I have no idea. For all I know, itâs ascribed to us being writers (i.e. sort of bards) or mad folk (also in some kind of positive relationship with the Dangerous Side: donât forget that the root word of âsillyâ, which used to be English for âcrazyâ, is the Old English _saelig_, âholyââŚ) or otherwise somehow weirdly exempt.
And you know what? Iâm never going to ask. Because one does not discuss such things. Lest people from outside get the wrong idea about us, about normal modern Irish people living in normal modern Ireland.
You hear about this in whispers, though, in the pub, late at night, when all the tourists have gone to bed or gone away and no one but the locals are around. That hill. That curve in the road. That cold feeling you get in that one place. There is a deep understanding that there is something here older than us, that doesnât care about us particularly, that (when we obtrude on it) is as willing to kick us in the slats as to let us pass by unmolested.
So you greet the magpies, singly or otherwise. You let stones in the middle of fields be. You apologize to the hawthorn bush when youâre pruning it. If you see something peculiar that cannot be otherwise explained, you are polite to it and pass onward about your business without further comment. And you donât go on about it afterwards. Because itâs⌠unwise. Not that you personally know any examples of people whoâve screwed it up, of course. But you donât meddle, and you learn when to look the other way, not to see, not to hear. Some things have just been here (for various values of âhereâ and various values of âbeenâ) a lot longer than you have, and will be here still after youâre gone. Thatâs the way of it. When you hear the story about the idiots who for a prank chainsawed the centuries-old fairy tree a couple of counties over, you say â if asked by a neighbor â exactly what theyâre probably thinking: âPoor fuckers. Theyâre doomed.â And if asked by anybody else you shake your head and say something anodyne about Kids These Days. (While thinking DOOMED all over again, because there are some particularly self-destructive ways to increase entropy.)
Meanwhile, in Iceland: the county council that carelessly knocked a known elf rock off a hillside when repairing a road has had to go dig the rock up from where it got buried during construction, because that road has had the most impossible damn stuff happen to it since that you ever heard of. Doubtless some nice person (maybe theyâll send out for the Priest of Thor or some such) will come along and do a little propitiatory sacrifice of some kind to the alfar, belatedly begging their pardon for the inconvenience.
Theyâre building the alfar a new temple, too.
Atlantic islands. Faerie: we haz it.
The Southwest is like this in some ways. You donât go traveling along the highways at night with an empty car seat. Because an empty car seat is an invitation. You stick your luggage, your laptop bag, whatever you got in that seat. Else something best left undiscussed and unnamed (because to discuss it by name is to go âAY WEâRE TALKING BOUT YA WEâRE HERE AND ALSO IGNORANT OF WHAT YOUâRE CAPABLE OFâ at the top of your damn lungs at them) will jump in to the car, after which youâre gonna have a bad time.
If youâre out in the woods, you keep constant, consistent count of your party and make sure you know everyone well enough that you can ID them by face alone, lest something imitating a person get at you. They like to insert themselves in the party and just observe before they strike. Itâs a game to them. In general you donât fuck with the weird, you ignore the lights in the sky (no, this isnât a god damn night vale reference, yes Iâm serious) and the woods, you lock up at night and you donât answer the door for love or money. Whatever or whoeverâs knocking ainât your buddy.
^ So much good advice in this post right here
I live in the south and⌠you just⌠donât go into the woods or fields at night.
Donât go near big trees in the night
If you live on a farm, donât look outside the windows at night
I have broken all these rules.
Iâve seen some shit.
If it sounds like your mom, but you didnât realize your mom is homeâŚ. itâs not your mom. Promise.
One walked onto the porch once. Wasnât fun. But theyâre not super keen on guns. Typically bolt when they see one.
You think itâs the neighbor kids.
Itâs not the neighbor kids.
Might sound like coyotes but you never really /see/ the coyotes but then wow that one cow was reaaaaaally fucked up this morning. The next night when you hear another one screaming you just turn the tv up a little more. Maybe fire a gun in the air but you donât go after it. If it is coyotes then itâs probably a pack and you seriously donât want to fuck with that and if itâs the other thing you seriously REALLY donât want to fuck with that.
So in the south, especially near the mountains, you just go straight from your car to inside your house, draw your curtains and watch tv.
If you see lights in the fields just fucking leave it alone.
Eyes forward. Donât be fucking stupid. Mind your own business. Call your neighbors and tell them to bring the cats in. Thereâs coyotes out. Some of them know. Most of them donât.
Other than that everythingâs a ghost and they died in the civil war. Literally all of everything else is just the civil war. We used to smell old perfume and pipe tobacco in the weeks leading up to the battle anniversaries.
Shitâs wild and I sound fucking crazy but I swear to god itâs true.
Every time this post comes around, itâs my favorite to open up the notes and read the stories. Probably shouldnât have since Iâm sleeping alone tonight, but you know, itâs fine. đ
Austrian girl here who has lived in Ireland for 5+ years. This shit is LEGIT. Iâve seen it with my own two Catholic eyes.Â
Sure, visit during the day. Thatâs alright as long as youâre respectful. But you couldnât PAY ME ENOUGH to go there at night. These are also the last places where you wanna start littering.Â
I grew up in southwest Pennsylvania which is a weird mixture of American cultures and environments. I was in the heavily forested mountains (northern Appalachia) but had lots and lots of corn fields and cow pastures. Like the Smoky Mountains and fields of Kansas combined. And being so cut off from a lot of the world, we had our fair share of ghost stories.
We had âwitchesâ in the mountains (more like ghost-women who will snatch you up by making you wander in a daze around the forest like the Blair Witch before killing you or letting you back out into society but youâre⌠different). Or devils in springs or abandoned wells (donât look too long into one or something will follow you).Â
But we also had the cornfield demons. Iâve witnessed this many times. Youâll be in the passenger seat looking out the window and see red glowing eyes in the cornfield. No light shining in that direction. Just two red dots a few inches apart faintly glowing in a pitch black cornfield. Theyâre not the glow of deer eyes in the headlights. More like the embers of a dying fire. Sometimes, as you drive away, youâll look out the back window or side mirror and you can see the eyes have moved to the edge of the corn field, still watching you. If you bring it up with the driver, theyâll call you paranoid, but grip the wheel a bit tighter and driver a little faster.
I was walking to a friendâs house one night. It was about 20 minutes down a dirt road with forest on one side and a cornfield on the other. Iâve walked past it many times and wasnât really concerned. My main worry was coming across a skunk or porcupine. I didnât have a flashlight because the moonlight was bright enough and I knew the walk really well. Then I saw the eyes. I immediately averted mine (because for some reason thatâs how to not annoy it) but they kept wandering back. They were still there, watching. I heard rustling and saw the eyes come closer and I took off running. I got to my friends without a scratch, but I was terrified. I mentioned it to my friend and thatâs when I found out it was A Thing. Her parents agreed and shared their stories. I brought it up more and almost everyone knew what I was talking about. It was a phenomenon a lot of folks around town experienced but never mentioned. To this day, I donât linger around poorly light cornfields at night.Â
Faeries and Wee Folk and Liminal Spaces, oh myyyyâŚ
I justâŚyes. This. All of this. And then some.
You donât have to understand it. You donât have to believe in it.
But if you know whatâs good for you, DONâT FUCK WITH IT.
I worked as an archaeologist, and one thing we had to dig up because of a road being built, was a ring fort (a faerie fort), so some of us were VERY hesitant regarding this, I luckily was sent to dig the outside, nothing interesting and to sieve the mud to ensure there were no artifacts, but others had to dig the inside. Now, back in the day, if you commit suicide, or you died before you were baptised, you could not be buried in holy ground (a graveyard) so people used faerie forts to bury their loved ones not deemed holy by the church because the faeries would care for them. Soon, the bodies started turning up, in total, there were 143, most of which were children and they were ranging from twelve hundred to three hundred years in the ground. As soon as the bodies started, a few of us asked to be moved site, screwing with faerie forts is a no-no, screwing with the bodies protected in a faerie fort, that done get you fucked big time. I was moved to a famine cottage, beautiful and scenic. They dug up every body and went to flatten the ring fort. The trucks kept breaking, no explanation, the osteologists (bone specialists) kept getting cold and fluâs and other illnesses that delayed their work and the site flooded more than once. The road has not been built, and that was in 2009.Â
You donât camp near a dolmen at night, much less go knock on it. If you meet a âstrangeâ stranger in the woods, you be fucking polite and hospitable to them; but never turn your back until you see theyâre really gone away.
My feelings are too loud for words and too shy for the world.
Dejan Stojanovic, âForgotten Homeâ (via thequotejournals)