ahem.

Their boyfriend proposes to them and the first thing they do is get the ring checked to see if the diamonds are real or not... toxic

Bruh it’s a crow 

Gundam Guy is truly a man of patience and diligence. From his attention to detail building his models to the loving attention and detail for his wife.

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

Wait…what?

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

Snoop is legit; don’t come for him. 

He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.

okay i knew there’d be gays in teenage bounty hunters and i really thought it’d be blair but PLOT TWIST THE ONE THAT SEEMS SO SO STRAIGHT IS GAY AND MASTURBATES FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HER CHRISTIAN PRIVATE SCHOOL’S JANITOR’S CLOSET WHILE THINKING ABOUT HER EX-BEST FRIEND TURNED ENEMY I LOVE IT

I already knew, but it's nice to have a chart.

Well I didn’t know that chipotle was a raisin jalapeño

thank u for being a cooler blog than me and not unfollowing me yet