girls like girls like girls do

my main advice for writing an enemies to lovers relationship is to resist the urge to make the characters' loathing and attraction mutually exclusive opposing forces. it's okay if they're getting weirdly into it and having Thoughts whilst also sincerely wanting to kill each other with hammers.

sometimes the best place for an "oh" moment of realization is while reeling from a punch and tasting blood in your mouth. it's kind of like a fucked up first kiss.

Why do little kids get all the cool clothes?? What if I want a shirt with a  stegosaurus driving an excavator on it?? Huh, why does the fashion industry not think about that??

i’m relentlessly touch starved and horny but i’m being so brave about it

Bro İ hate being an academic they're making me write shit 😭 İ thought İ was just supposed to sit in an old chair smoke & say something french every now and then 😢

women get flak for having so many candles but like. what else is it socially acceptable and legal to light on fire after a long, stressful day

*screams* I just wanna kiss my fucking girlfriend

Math jokes aren’t funny. nothing about math is funny. math is a sin

being gay is like.... we’re friends.... but are we flirting?.... now we’re fake flirting.... or is this serious flirting?.... we’re really good friends..... you tell me I’m pretty and I call you attractive.... but we’re just being nice, right?.... and I’m down to kiss.... if you want....