i wish i was a person participating in a life

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i wish i was a person participating in a life

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why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes
THE THICK OF IT (2005-12) S03E06
Timothy Barr (American b.1957), Barn Owl, 2024, Oil on panel (There is an Owl in the painting)

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How To Get So Sopping Wet In One Easy Step
if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat
Instead of an air fryer consider: sex reassignment surgery
How am I gonna cook these chicken nuggets
Why don't you ask my new vagina...
why don't you present yourself more femininely?
fat medieval hedgehog
honestly getting cozy in bed is one of the top experiences one can have on this green earth

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*tamp tamp*
ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth
firm believer you can't be a ''good person''. too much niuance to life.
you can be good (adjective) but you cannot be good (identity)
if you think you are good (identity) you are more likely to cause harm as you don't consider yourself to be capable of it
doxxing myself by getting off the bus and walking in the direction of my house
Get enough sleep get enough fiber get enough iron wear sunscreen every moment of every day dont get dehydrated don’t slouch brush perfectly floss too keep your tires full of air get your oil changed check your brakes and alignment get new tires get your yearly inspection get your yearly pelvic exam remember your flu and covid shot research the candidates for district attorney take your recycling to the curb on the right day try to limit red meat, alcohol, ultra processed food, sugar and sitting down don’t use screens before bed exercise constantly you’re not socializing or being touched enough meditate daily make sure your clothes are constantly acceptable wash your hair before there’s even a hint of grease don’t have any unsightly hair anywhere don’t drink foo much coffee or sugary drinks or carbonated drinks or anything with citric acid or your teeth will rot change your sheets every few days and your pillowcases daily and you should be also throwing out your pillows every year or two apparently don’t use any kind of cutting board due to the unique drawbacks of each available kind walk 15 min after every meal don’t eat right after brushing but also don’t brush thirty minutes after eating yet somehow brush your teeth every morning and be on time for work also and make sure you’re weight training and make sure you’re doing everything you can to prevent eventual osteoporosis and arthritis moisturize your skin every day keep your prescriptions filled try to avoid being stressed at all costs because it’s the silent killer prioritize your mental health but don’t let any of these habits slip and don’t lose your important documents and keep the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector fresh and deep clean your fridge often and clean your entire house often and exchange pleasantries with every acquaintance and keep yourself polished and presentable at work and stretch before bed every night and buy new kitchen sponges when they wear out and make sure you have laundry detergent and dish soap and olive oil and only eat healthy fats and make sure you’re doing everything to prevent the skyrocketing rates of colon cancer in young people and soak all your berries so that they actually get clean and wash all your produce and buy organic so you aren’t ingesting four million pesticides and avoid animal products but also eat a lot of lean meat and dairy for the protein and eat 30g of protein at every meal and prioritize whole grains and complex carbohydrates and moderate your sugar intake and replace your toothbrush every six months and your running shows every 90 miles clean your car out often and make sure no one smashes your tail light in the parking lot and keep a printout of your up to date proof of insurance in your glovebox even if you don’t own a printer and put a sizeable portion of each paycheck into retirement portfolio replace your windshield wipers and close your kitchen down every night and eat two servings of dark leafy greens per day and do all of this and still get enough rest so that you’re able to give the 40 hour workweek your all. And if you fail to do any of these things you’re a disgusting failure slob
Pick a human trait you can receive
Can see without corrective lenses
Can hear without hearing aid & actually understand conversation even
Can walk for like 4-8 hours without having to spend the next day lying down
Can enter a social situation without feeling like you're being hunted by dogs
Socks cease to feel evil / Shoes don't hurt
The Itching Finally Stops
Can eat all human foods without dietary repercussions
No longer allergic to it
Can sleep, for 8 uninterrupted hours, and feel refreshed, on command
Ability to focus on task, until task is complete, at the time of your choosing

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we just dont know why music happens
"the Jarl has appointed me to be your mousecarl. It's an honor to serve you"