okay tumblrās exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks āwhere can i find you on social mediaā and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of yāall change urls every week like youāre in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didnāt send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words āconnect with me on tumblr!ā is on the ao3 profile of an author iām actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

























