agt-mothman

you look like the kinda girl who'd open up ms paint back in the day select the spray paint tool and click and hold to watch it slowly turn into a perfect circle

oooooh i got plany of disk space

*walking into the morgue to find body parts scattered across the floor* oh my god who closed last night

I’m starting a gofundme to get a mojito

[louder than everyone] MAN I THINK IT DEPENDS!

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

*looks in the mirror* you’re on thin ice

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes