museum of suffering

im so happy rn i fell asleep for a semi accidental nap & woke up to my whole apartment clean and dinner ready :3

idek why i ever even try. or open my big mouth tbh

i love being with my daddy is the easiest thing in the world. when we both burst out singing the same line in a song as we overhear it on the tv in the next room... i never thought id be so comfortable and just. being myself. all we ever wanna do is be with each other

and what does the grubby stuffed animal you sleep with every night and are afraid to wash in case he falls apart smell like in your guyses lives

so sleepy but i want to make my miis fuck

i love when ppl tell me what movie scenes turned them on as a kid then we watch that scene and its absolutely hilarious. poison ivy steps out of a gorilla suit shortly before the scene that gave my husband his first boner