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well if the ai generated banana seal from the tumblr ad says i have to eat 40 pounds of carbs a day then i guess i have no choice

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turing-tested

Sorry am on lsd. Shouldn't have told you 2 eat a sandwich. That is your decision not mine. Sorry

this ask is so awesome. my favorite part is I can't find the other ask they're apologizing for.

andypantsx3

i have such ai fatigue rn its unreal. i go to my corporate job; the docs are written & summarized by ai. i scroll through tiktok on the commute; i hit ai fruit love island and 17 ai kalshi ads. i come home and pick out a kindle romance that looks cute!! finally a small point of human connection in my day!! it's ai slop.

depsidase

kaylmao

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

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homunculus-argument

Fun fact: if you, as an adult, tell miserable children that their youth is the best that life will ever be, and that it's all just downhill from there, there's a percentage of them who will hear this and think "well, I guess I better kill myself before that happens." And a certain percentage of those will proceed to do that and succeed.

Anyway what I'm saying is that any time you feel tempted to say that, you should instead consider shutting the fuck up. Just because you peaked at 16 doesn't mean anyone else did. Most peoples' lives get better than that.

atlantus

I got lunch with my uncle and my neice, who Fifteen(tm) and i was like How Are You?

And she was just like "school sucks, my mom sucks, being fifteen sucks, i just want to grow up"

and so me, a wise and wisened newly fresh thirty year old just replied "yeah it does fucken suck!"

And when i tell you the air physically lightened up and she laughed so hard! And she told me more about why it all sucks and how she feels like no one listened to her, and they tell her to just do it, just get it done, and this girl is tired! She has so much homework and she feels like shes not smart because shes inundated with homework and school and she feels like the people in her life are not hearing her!

Just agree with people when they say something sucks for them! Offer a little sympathy, have some empathy. It does fucking suck being Fifteen.

personsonable-deactivated201908

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

miaislying

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

personsonable-deactivated201908

decay exists as an extant form of life

miaislying

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

hotgirlmeg

society has progressed past the need for "jacob elordi" and "timothee chalamet"

plume

Remember when you could just close a fucking ad

You didn’t have to wait through the ad trailer for the x to appear, and then when you hit x you didn’t have to wait for the playable ad from the trailer to finish counting down before the x appears and then when you smash in fury that you don’t have to wait for the fucking App Store page for the ad to time out before another fucking x mocks you like oh maybe this time you can fucking get out of the fucking ad

rt0no

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transfemininomenon

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

transfemininomenon

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

dughole

i wish he would come down from heaven & kill every instagram fitness liquid diet ozempic green juice low calorie food blogger

clowncarpool

gf got me new posca markers for christmas, so i drew her brother’s cat. her name’s engine bc they found her in a car engine.

clowncarpool

engine update:

priorwaltress

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

commanderchr1st

bro, go to Jimmy John's and ask for the Fetty Wop meal. The looks on their faces won't change and they'll give you a buffalo chicken wrap and buffalo chicken flavored chips with a drink of your choice.

commanderchr1st

this is not a bit but a grim reality

doctorworm7kbs

just learned from my friend who works at Jimmy John's that the parentheses in the meal name caused a nationwide software glitch for 24 hours that made it so the order was free. Her store had to cancel hundreds of orders that day.

commanderchr1st

Fetty Wap infinite meal glitch at Jimmy John's

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zzoupz

tumblr are you telling me something

zzoupz

Very well. I shall find them, and save this kingdom.

zzoupz

Ganalf...

shroomgluggler

in the future humans will have something called "sinus button " and pressing it will immediately drain your sinuses of all fluid so that it can be filled with other things like rocks, webs, paint, tar, freef (new fluid that will be so important in that time) and also dr papper

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