never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr

after a couple hours chopping dried sea urchins into tiny pieces with a razor blade you start referring to the razor blade as yourself in your thoughts. a little while afterwards you'll inevitably think something along the lines of "i'm getting a bit dull, i'm going to have to throw myself out & get myself a new self" at which point your internal monologue has pretty much returned to baseline

whenever I tell a story I feel like Uncle Colm from Derry Girls

fuck bras, let our titties being free and out, “i can see ur nipples”, no way Sherlock, u have got them too btw

this isn’t a “blog” we are having tea together. do you take sugar

I love titty muscles on men. He breasted boobily to the gym