perpetually in crisis.

i get high & start actn like joe biden

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

funniest sound in the world is a cat smacking shit hard as fuck with their little stupid paw

it’s like i always say: fuck

ads these days are so sensitive to being tapped like darling my fingers barely brushed you and youre already opening yourself for me... well close those damn legs. dont make me get the taser

Just drank a hot cup of Hava 🍵

What is hava

Hava niceday

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

who else is up permanently feeling like they did something Wrong

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

ever since I was a little girl I’ve been a bitch