#riverposting

Listen. I lost Syril on Ghorman, but I gained a fictional man who is even more pathetic. Who has even fewer brain cells. Every day of his life is the equivalent of Syril’s Ferrix incident, and yet, despite never having had a coherent thought bless his mind, he still has a job. There is a gaping chasm in him where any rizz might reside. He gets beat up at least once per season. The reason he gets beat up is almost always his fault. His default setting is “run into danger with no information and no plan” and he has the nerve to act insulted when that backfires. He needs a hug. He needs to be punched in the face.