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OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
I JUST
GUAM?
IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM
KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST
“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID
12/27, 8:37PM CT
ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM
12/28, 12:18PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***
12/28, 10:22PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY
GO COOKIES GO
@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper @homebeccer GET READY
lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and
12/30, 12:39AM CT
@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper
holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE
The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season
THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP
COOKIES ACQUIRED
THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey
how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes
SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????
AND
IT’S
IT’S
IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-
I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED
Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks
Its not even an in-game feature
Oh my god it’s back
H O W
I’ve had this sort of thing happen.
At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.
I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”
No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.
I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration.
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Get Moist von Lipwig in charge of the US postal service ASAP
Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still don’t have a definite answer because THE REASON it says “no shipping services available” is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail or any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.
You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.
Reblog if you're black tumblr.
You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.
So I was sitting here wondering oh my god by what miracle is this that Perry the objectively more niche Human Platypus is winning against hyper popular objectively more mainstream Spamton G Spamton in this Tumblr sexyman poll.
To be honest when I saw Perry against Spamton I lost hope. I assumed Spamton would absolutely smoke Perry the Platypus. I was holding onto the optimism that it was at least fun to get to be part of a fandom art prompt. If that's all that happened I'd be content with that joy. But no he's actually leading and he's kept a solid lead all week. I saw Spamton fans say this wasn't fair for SPAMTON. As if it's obvious Perry would beat him. That actually surprises me.
So then it hit me.
It's because the Perry fandom is actively posting propaganda (which is technically part of the "game") and I actually haven't seen much propaganda for Spamton. Shockingly. I searched him up and you don't see any posts about him in the sexyman competition aside from reblogs from the poll itself. Maybe there is posted propaganda but it's just not showing up when I search 'Spamton' or look at top tagged
Whereas with Perry the Platypus/Human. If you search Perry the Platypus the first post you see is a comic about the poll with links to Perry and Doofenshmirtz's polls. If you search Perry the Human you're eventually going to find the red carpet prompt drawings that multiple perry the human artists (including me) were invited to draw. There's a recent post that's a fake magazine cover of H!Perry and Doofenshmirtz posed as Tumblrsexy man 2026 (nominees). Then someone else added a fake interview. Again links to the polls added to the post.
So the reason Human Perry is pulling through despite Spamton being the more popular hot topic character, is because of the Tumblr community making and sharing art. That's why it's winning. It's a community effort that's keeping Perry in the lead. (Doofenshmirtz doesn't need help lmao)

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KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
I just want Perry to get far enough in the Tumblr sexyman contest to go against Doofenshmirtz that's all I want I don't care who wins I just want this for them
Same, for real
Human! Perry makes his red carpet debut for the 2026 Tumblr Sexyman Contest 🙌🙌🙌 everyone go vote for him when the time comes 🥳
Thank you @chio-chan2 who came up with the idea to celebrate and provided backgrounds 🫶
Anyone who wants to draw their human! Perry on the red carpet can find 2 lovely backgrounds drawn by Chio below
OOMGGG I LOVE HIS POSEEEE
Btw this is how i imagine perry in the fic lets all asume the worst
I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…
(not eve related)
I haven't posted in this account for 3 YEARS so I present to you these lovely witches

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Hey! Just a reminder! AO3 does NOT have an app. This garbage was made by theives who steal fan artist’s work and sell it back to you.
“Oh, but it’s free!” There are ads. They are making money off of this. They are stealing from the creators you love and you are hurting those same creators if you use this app or any similar app.
Don’t use it. Report it at every opportunity.
Izuku and Katsuki never telling their moms how they aren't really close anymore because it would kill Inko and Matsuki would kill Katsuki so they are just forced to pretend they are friends for events when their families are together
and it's like so easy for them because deep down they do wanna still be close so they use those moments to act like nothing bad ever happened and they are joking and laughing and having the best time but it's only temporary because the second they leave they are practically strangers again
Guys it’s not funny anymore 😭 the host club was warning us
I hantavirus really coming for good? 😭😭😭😭😭😭
I didn’t get the kyoya appeal until this very panel
Im in love

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