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Bakugo, walks in the room: Nerd.
Izuku:
Bakugo: What are you staring at?
Izuku: You always walk into the room like you’re like the Phantom of the Opera.
Bakugo: What-What the hell does that mean?
Izuku: Like you’re dominating the room, pushing your cape back behind you, about to terrorize. It’s a compliment.
Bakugo:…Is it?
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Alternative Way of First-Time Meeting Aizawa
Aizawa: Before we begin, I’ll say thanks to Midoriya for giving me a gift of two dollars earlier this morning. Wasn’t necessary but appreciated.
Bakugo, whispering: Why the hell did you give our new teacher two dollars?
Izuku, whispering: I thought he was homeless.
Izuku: Todoroki-kun! Come here.
Todoroki: What’s up?
Izuku: I figured out how to get Kacchan his Christmas gift without him realizing it’s from me.
Todoroki: I take it he doesn’t want anything from you?
Izuku: Every year. So this time, I left it in a plain brown box on his office desk with a single note that says ‘open now’ written with my left hand. That way, he doesn’t know it’s a gift and he won’t recognize my handwriting.
Todoroki:…So just to recap, you left an unmarked package on a pro-hero’s desk on a random Monday afternoon with a suspicious note that looked like it was written by a crazy person?
Izuku: Yep.
Bakugo, walks out of his office and yelling: BOMB. THERE’S A BOMB. EVERYONE, GET THE HELL OUTSIDE!
Izuku, sits there as the alarm goes off:
Todoroki: I think he will appreciate this too.
Izuku: Oh, there’s an envelope on the floor.
Bakugo, picking it up: Let’s read it.
Izuku: Isn’t that an invasion of someone’s privacy?
Bakugo, already reading the letter: Oh, definitely.
Izuku:
Bakugo, writing a letter:
Izuku: Kacchan, what are you doing?
Bakugo: Writing a complaint to the hero council for not letting us on that big mission last month.
Izuku, reads: “Dear council, FU*K YOU ALL THE WAY TO HELL, YOU LAZY PIECES OF SHIT, from Dynamight and Deku-” D-Don’t sign my name on this!
Bakugo: You’re part of it.
Izuku: I am not part of this!
Bakugo, shoves letter in an envelope: You’re part of it.
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Todoroki: Hey guys, what are you watching?
Izuku: Kitten Football.
Todoroki: Why?
Izuku: It randomly came on and now I’m invested. And then Kacchan came in and got into it too. Aw, look Snuggles fell asleep-
Bakugo: SNUGGLES, WAKE THE HELL UP AND GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME, DAMNIT!
Todoroki:
Izuku: Kacchan sees the show differently than I do.
I saw this HTTYD post on Pinterest that was meme quality.
Izuku, passed completely out on the couch: *SNORING*
Kaminari: Man, Midoriya is racked out.
Kirishima: Yeah, he did a lot of training yesterday and he still decided to stay up late to help me with my math homework. He’s the manliest guy to have a friend.
Izuku, still asleep:
Kirishima, pulling out a marker: I have to draw a mustache on his face.
Kaminari, nodding: I understand.
Bakugo: Where is your supersuit?
Izuku: I dunno.
Bakugo: What the hell do you mean, you don’t know?!
Izuku: Ha, ha. Yeah.
Izuku, nodding while looking into the distance: Yeah.
Bakugo: NERD, THAT FU*KING SUIT COSTED THOUSANDS-
Izuku, playing Tomodachi Life: Oh, perfect outfit for Kacchan’s Mii.
Kacchan Mii, rejects outfit: ❌
Izuku: Huh, maybe he wants his favorite food?
Kacchan Mii, rejects food: ❌
Izuku:
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Bakugo, chilling at the kitchen table:
Izuku, walks in: You’re so ungrateful!
Bakugo: Hah?!
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Izuku: Ma’am, I understand your personal stance, but you can’t keep putting name stickers on the meat packages.
Vegetarian Lady: This was once a cow named Mindy! Tell me, would you still eat her after knowing her name?
Bakugo: Hell yeah. I say keep doing it. I want one with my name on it like those Coke bottles.
Lady:
Izuku:…Kacchan.
Kiri and Kami: *sneaking to spy on the other team*
Kaminari, quietly speaking into a radio: Uh, Bakugo, you there?
Kirishima: What are you using your radio voice, dude?
Kaminari: I don’t have a radio voice.
Bakugo, speaking on other end: Who the hell is this?
Kaminari: It’s Kaminari, bro!
Bakugo: This doesn’t sound like you. Are you using a stupid radio voice, you idiot?
Bakugo: What’s got you so bitchy this early?
Izuku:…I woke up before my alarm by five minutes.
Bakugo:
Izuku: My body could have given me those extra five minutes of sleep, and it didn’t. So I’m just really pissed off right now.
Izuku: If I could explain it, Kacchan’s body trunk is very stable but emotion wise, he is not quite as stable.
Todoroki: Frankly, we will call him a bitch.
Izuku: Ah-Yeah, pretty much.
Bakugo:
Bakugo, sitting in the driver seat: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVE A FAKE PASSPORT, ICYHOT?!
Todoroki: I said if you’re uncomfortable with that, you can leave.
Izuku: We’re right in front of border control, Todoroki-kun!
Kirishima: I can’t even tell if this is a good passport!
Izuku: Guys, guys, let’s just say Todoroki-kun is a hitchhiker and we gave him a ride because we’re nice!
Bakugo: A hitchhiker we gave the front seat to?!
Todoroki: Oh, that is pretty nice of you.
Bakugo, Izuku, and Kirishima: *completely freaking out*
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Izuku: Kacchan, we need to talk.
Bakugo, prepares to jump out the window: Just let me die first.
Izuku: I’m not breaking up with you. We have a new mission overseas.
Bakugo: Oh thank God.
Izuku, stomps into the room:
Bakugo: What the hell is your-
Izuku: My students came to me today and asked me to sign something.
Izuku, slams a photo on the table: Care to explain to me HOW they got a hold of this photo of me in middle school when I had that bad haircut?
Bakugo: Ha, damn. I forgot I posted that photo.
Izuku: Couch tonight.
Bakugo: Oh c’mon-
Izuku: COUCH.
Bakugo:…Okay.