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Izuku:

Bakugo: What are you staring at?

Izuku: You always walk into the room like you’re like the Phantom of the Opera.

Bakugo: What-What the hell does that mean?

Izuku: Like you’re dominating the room, pushing your cape back behind you, about to terrorize. It’s a compliment.

Todoroki: What’s up?

Izuku: I figured out how to get Kacchan his Christmas gift without him realizing it’s from me.

Todoroki: I take it he doesn’t want anything from you?

Izuku: Every year. So this time, I left it in a plain brown box on his office desk with a single note that says ‘open now’ written with my left hand. That way, he doesn’t know it’s a gift and he won’t recognize my handwriting.

Todoroki:…So just to recap, you left an unmarked package on a pro-hero’s desk on a random Monday afternoon with a suspicious note that looked like it was written by a crazy person?

Izuku: Yep.

Bakugo, walks out of his office and yelling: BOMB. THERE’S A BOMB. EVERYONE, GET THE HELL OUTSIDE!

Izuku, sits there as the alarm goes off:

Bakugo, picking it up: Let’s read it.

Izuku: Isn’t that an invasion of someone’s privacy?

Bakugo, already reading the letter: Oh, definitely.

Izuku: Kacchan, what are you doing?

Bakugo: Writing a complaint to the hero council for not letting us on that big mission last month.

Izuku, reads: “Dear council, FU*K YOU ALL THE WAY TO HELL, YOU LAZY PIECES OF SHIT, from Dynamight and Deku-” D-Don’t sign my name on this!

Bakugo: You’re part of it.

Izuku: I am not part of this!

Izuku: Kitten Football.

Todoroki: Why?

Izuku: It randomly came on and now I’m invested. And then Kacchan came in and got into it too. Aw, look Snuggles fell asleep-

Bakugo: SNUGGLES, WAKE THE HELL UP AND GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME, DAMNIT!

Todoroki:

Kaminari: Man, Midoriya is racked out.

Kirishima: Yeah, he did a lot of training yesterday and he still decided to stay up late to help me with my math homework. He’s the manliest guy to have a friend.

Izuku, still asleep:

Kirishima, pulling out a marker: I have to draw a mustache on his face.

Vegetarian Lady: This was once a cow named Mindy! Tell me, would you still eat her after knowing her name?

Bakugo: Hell yeah. I say keep doing it. I want one with my name on it like those Coke bottles.

Lady:

Kaminari, quietly speaking into a radio: Uh, Bakugo, you there?

Kirishima: What are you using your radio voice, dude?

Kaminari: I don’t have a radio voice.

Bakugo, speaking on other end: Who the hell is this?

Kaminari: It’s Kaminari, bro!

Todoroki: Frankly, we will call him a bitch.

Izuku: Ah-Yeah, pretty much.