sources are saying ohhhhhhhhh brother

there's not a single casual bone in my body. everything means something to me

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

bro you are acting straight up delightful right now. yay ! you are my delight Bro

You have turned this glory hole into a hole of dishonor and you must leave immediately

i heard my nephew got enslaved by cave bugs

wait to post about this until you’ve confirmed it

sorry

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

i also was killed and came back to life three days later but i didnt want to make a big deal out of it. because im humble

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed