Matias

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

"i'm so basic.....i just like a lot of butter or jam :(" (as though those are not god's best and most beloved condiments and his greatest gifts to mankind)

"FUCK health guidelines FUCK my cholesterol and most importantly FUCK diet culture i'll put a dumpster full of butter on my toast and not even GOD will stop me" (no notes. god would encourage this)

doxxing one's self by mention of polarizing regional delicacies (i am so curious about vegemite i must admit)

"does a grilled cheese count as toast?" (not for the purposes of this post)

"i don't like toast please don't kill me" (i appreciate the honesty but i fear this post is not for you)

people who put full ass meals on toast (based)

people who do not but eat toast as a full meal (based)

melty peanut butter (absolutely based)

"it's a guilty pleasure but...nutella 😳" (relieve yourself of fear and enjoy your dessert toast)

sourdough: peanut butter, sliced banana, cacao nibs, salt, sugar

(oat)milk bread: anko, delightful artificial not-cool-whip, one of (powdered sugar/shitty matcha/kinako)

otherwise white bread: jam/jellies/preserves, any of 'em, give it here

baguette or other crusty white bread: not-butter and fig jam and salt

seedy bread: cream cheese, salt, pickled onions, tomatoes, capers

flower master

for some reason while i was looking at yuukas sprite i kinda interpreted the vest as being attached to the sleeve, seems neat innit

oh no summers coming lets get hydrated today

je vais laisser la communauté parler:

The important thing is to keep trying And never giving up♪