How would you rate that punch?

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

they jump if you click them by the way. but watch out

reblog to slowblink at your mutuals

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

Wait, it's a sex thing? I've always assumed it was a supervillain giving his henchman orders to destroy the lithe young hero invading his evil lair.

Yes exactly!

Friends with benefits. And those benefits? Long insightful conversations about The Characters™️

if you’re reading this freaking go to the bathroom already the next post can wait your bladder can’t

so many of the people i follow are into ffxiv that occasionally whatever is going on there will just be half of my various timelines. right now everyone seems to be very taken with some sort of level 1 ungulate.

its really astonishing because they also introduced a vampire dominatrix who calls you naughty as a boss fight this patch and the fucking nameless thing is all everyones posting about